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As with so many electronic advances, the pros and the cons are precisely the same: you can access any song you want, but so can anyone else in the bar.

That old school hit that you listened to over and over in high school and that you've missed for the last 10 years -- yep, find it and play it, but be prepared for others to do the same.

No. 1: How many options are there again? 1,543?

Pro: The collection of digital music runneth over. Yes, the typical virtual compilation of albums, artists and songs is far greater than was ever possible on a manual jukebox. Plus, if you're dead set on a song that just so happens not to fall into this broad category, simply plug in another dollar and search the online database for nearly every song recorded on a major label in the last 50 years.

Con: For better or worse, Don McClean's "American Pie" still reminds me of high school study hall. That is to say, if bars ever claimed a unique soundtrack, they've lost it. Just as day after day in high school study hall, the same five songs played on the jukebox, bars, restaurants and cafes, that had manual jukeboxes controlled the albums and therefore created a soundtrack to last years and years.

No. 2: Forget quarters, start plugging dollar bills and credit cards.

Pro: I have yet to really think of a pro for this one. No one likes to spend money and I've never really run across a situation where I'd prefer to spend more for something I potentially am going to wait two and a half hours to hear.

Con: Quantity has a price. It may sound cliched, but seriously, I do remember when you could make a handful of music selections for a buck.

No. 3: You can spend hours in front of the touch screen.

Pro: Likewise, it's the perfect way to opt out of a draining two-hour conversation. No longer do you throw in your quarter and hit 4529. Everyone knows song selection takes time and so you have the social blessing to do whatever it takes.

Con: Almost every aspect of our lives has us confused. No longer is a choice easy, no longer do you buy something simply because it's the only one to buy. Countless options are becoming the pretext to indecision. Therefore, yes, give me 1,000-plus songs to pick from, but then I'm going to stand there for 35 minutes trying to navigate, select and determine which are my night's representative five.

No. 4: The moral ambiguity of "Play It Now"

Pro: Does anyone want to wait? Doubtful. This feature preys on impatience and I for one, as I'd guess most of you, are more than happy to oblige. You no longer have to wade through a sea of songs selected by your drinking neighbors, you can just opt to pay the additional fee to make your selections jump in priority.

Con: "Play it Now" occasionally leaves me with a little guilt. It's as if I can feel the capitalist mentality of, "All those suckers who only wanted to spend $1 on their song, when I'm willing to pay $2, that's just too bad" outweighing any sense of courtesy and respect. And yet, I'm okay with it. Overall, the con here is short-lived guilt and shame.

No. 5: Corporate control

Pro: High falutin' jukebox corps have enough money to do anything they want and so, they can pull in pretty much any artist or song they desire. Admittedly, this pro is a stretch; I'm a blanket naysayer for corporate control. End of story.

Con: Someone out there has the job of classifying artists and songs into "basic" and "supreme" categories. I'm sure there's some tried and true marketing scheme filled with test groups, pie charts and statistical demographics to back up these decisions but, really? This is a jukebox. That's all.