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In Milwaukee Buzz

100 worst Milwaukee pick-up lines

By OnMilwaukee.com Staff Writers
Photography by Andy Tarnoff

Last updated Feb. 6, 2004 at 5:12 a.m.

Tags: 100 things, pick-up lines

Note: The contents of this guide were checked for accuracy when this article was updated on Feb. 6, 2004 at 5:12 a.m. We continually update the thousands of articles on OnMilwaukee.com, but it's possible some details, specials and offers may have changed. As always, we recommend you call first if you have specific questions for the businesses mentioned in the guide.

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I know where they make a great beer-battered tenderloin.
What a coincidence, you smoke Newport Lights, too?
I would take you to Elsa's but I'd rather go somewhere that accepts the Discover Card.
Why don't you pick out something to do? Here, look through the Entertainment Book.
I'm an actor. I was in "Reggie's Prayer" and "Major League."
Oh sure, I know Paul Piaskoski.
Can you drive? I only have two points left on my license.
Would you like to go somewhere fancy for dinner? I'm thinking something nice, like the Olive Garden?
Can you believe the price of perch? Cod's on me.

I used to play softball for Stormin' and Vuke's back in '80's.
Wanna see my TJ Rubley autographed football?
No problem. I can get you backstage to meet Pat McCurdy. Wanna see my Sigmund Snopecker?
Oh sure, I used to go drinking with the old police chief.
Wanna get busy like a pair of Love Monkeys?
My buddy knows the Famous Racing Sausages.
One time, I ate at Gilles next to Bud Selig.
I've seen the Mayor's Executive Branch.
Your eyes are really pretty in the light of the Polish Moon.
You and me baby aren't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on Monkey Island.
I slept with Bambi.
Wanna skinny dip in the Milwaukee River?
I only hang out at Victor's to listen to the music.
You like apples? What do you say we go down by the Lake der and make out once, hey? How do you like them apples?
Hey ... wanna watch my softball game?
Wanna go to Lake Park for a little Pitch 'n Putt?
You put the spice in Spice House, baby.
I know a great place to get a butter burger.
I'll show you my Packers tattoo if you show me yours.
You + Me + Tiki Love Bowl = Forever
Wanna go bowling? I'll let you polish my balls.
I like my girls like my custard... sweet and thick.
Wanna go out to dinner? I got a coupon for Pizza Shuttle.
Miller? I prefer a more upscale beer, like Rolling Rock.
I was there the day they blew up the Hoan.
Beer battered or broiled, baby?
Real Chili later?
I just had my back shaved, wanna see?
I used to date Julie Stoffer from "The Real World."
You were born at St. Joseph's Hospital, too?
Want to use my Sam's Club card?
Oh sure, the Outpost, I buy all my low-cholesterol food there.

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I've eaten at both DeMarinis' restaurants, in one night!
You're tastier than Mama Mia herself.
Wanna ride my hog?
Forget the lakefront and check out the festival in my pants.
How's about my pepperoni and your cannoli?
I know a place we can bowl naked.
You're hotter than Sam Cassell's head on a steamy August afternoon.
Wanna see my pet love rock?
I lived downtown before downtown was cool.
They tore down the freeway so let's have a three-way!
I want you like Chachi wanted Joani.
The Polaris is spinning, let's go sit and spin.
You'd look great in my Albert the Alley Cat t-shirt.
How about you, me and a can of Cheez Whiz?
Oh baby, you're giving me a Shorewoody.
Let's get naked, and I'll show you my new move I like to call "The Calatrava."
If you spend the night I'll make Stone Creek Coffee in the morning.
Wanna go to the Up and Under and then get down?
I had a dream last night that you were wearing nothing but a Cheesehead hat and a Summerfest smile.
I went to high school with the Violent Femmes.
Let's go to Conejito's and then drive around the round-a-bout all night long.
Oh sure, I've been to dat Gallery Night thing der.
I buy all my suits at Kohl's Department Store.
Buddy Squirrel has nothing on me, baby.
That's right, I helped pay for Miller Park.
Yeah, I own OnMilwaukee.com.

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Posted by OMCreader on Nov. 6, 2006 at 1:27 p.m. (report)

Shaun(a) said: Ok, I am commenting on this wayyyy late, but who is the goofball with the shiny blue gay porno shirt, and tight (omg how did I get into these) leather pants? Just curious!

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