Ahoy, me hearties! "Talk Like A Pirate Day" is Wednesday, Sept. 19 and in preparation for the big day, Sprout! owners Kristin and Jim Valliencourt will host a pirate hat-making workshop at the Milwaukee Public Market this Saturday, from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m.

The event also includes the opportunity to take a photo with a pirate, get a pirate name and learn scary pirate lingo.

Don't have a small child? Don't let that stop ya, matey. Wearing a hook arm to the office means you're responsible for half as much work, right? Arrrrrrr!