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Do your part to shapeshift the economy. |
| By Michael Stodola Special to OnMilwaukee.com E-mail author | Author bio More articles by Michael Stodola |
| Published Dec. 16, 2008 at 9:58 a.m. |
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OK, dig it. I'm at Lambeau Field on a particularly nice afternoon. The Packers are doing well and there's a general good-mood-thing happening among the fandom. These moments are made for "the wave," right? Feeling inspired (and a little loosey-goosey), I leap to my feet and attempt to initiate said wave. Whilst flailing my arms, I scream: ONE … TWO … THREE … UP!
A smattering of fans responds.
Again, I make a run. ONE … TWO … THREE … UP! And, hey, a lot more join in. I'm thinking this is good. A few more screaming attempts to raise the crowd lead to a wave actually making its way completely around the stadium. WHEW! It was an exhilarating feeling and I was proud of us all that wonderful day in Green Bay.
So, here's my plan: I'm starting a major-league-style wave to fix our economy. WHO'S WITH ME?! It's gotta start somewhere. My budget for holiday spending is $800. BUT, I'm tossing in an extra "hundo" just to get things rolling. But, it doesn't stop there. I'm also donating more than normal, I'm fixing long-time ills in my house (increasing its value) AND I'm tipping my mail carrier. And on top of all that, I'm also ASKING for higher-priced items (going the extra mile, I know).
I can see it now. From our little Milwaukee, a tsunami of cash will roll across this great nation of ours. Need I remind you of the butterfly effect?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterfly_effect
Anything is possible. So, I'm asking you to join me. A few bucks thrown around here and there will help us all in the near future. And, just a heads up, I already spent some holiday cash at Art vs Craft. This weekend, I'm hitting Mayfair and Ma Jolie on the East Side. That leaves plenty of good shopping for you cover.
I figure if we do this right, I can sell my house in February for $220,000.
Economics are largely dictated by perception. If you think something is overpriced and don't buy it, it might be. If a bunch of people thinks the same thing, it IS overpriced and doesn't move off the shelf. That's Econ 101. Now, throw in a war or two, an unpopular government and a handful of irresponsible CEOs, and you got yourself a problem.
Suddenly, everyone is living in fear and keeping tight a grip on the greenbacks.
But, as we witnessed last month, change is possible. It can start right here with Mama Dollar and Papa Dollar being spent at Laacke & Joys or Future Green or Beans & Barley. And throw a few bucks at the Sojourner Truth House while you're at it. In 10 years, we'll all be millionaires (of course a loaf bread will cost $85) BUT we'll be millionaires! ONE … TWO … THREE … SPEND!
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Posted by Eco on Dec. 17, 2008 at 9:20 a.m. (report)
Donate more, invest more, spend within your means and then beg your politicians to continue to cut taxes.
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Posted by burbanite27 on Dec. 17, 2008 at 1:13 a.m. (report)
I think the satire of this post has somehow been lost on a few people...
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Posted by mitchgat on Dec. 16, 2008 at 3:51 p.m. (report)
Perfectly stated Joel...
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Posted by mkelover on Dec. 16, 2008 at 2:09 p.m. (report)
Since I make less than you Mr. Stodola, why don't you help me fund my Christmas? Isn't that fair and won't that help more people than just you? Why not make 2 families happy instead of just yours?
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Posted by believe on Dec. 16, 2008 at 12:07 p.m. (report)
I agree! And I'm with you. My budget may not be as big, but I will be spending. If we all believe in the my that is the economy, it will improve.
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