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One of Harry Reems' (right) assets was his sense of humor in "Deep Throat."
One of Harry Reems' (right) assets was his sense of humor in "Deep Throat."

Sex Week cinema: Funny porno puns

March may be cold, but it's hot and heavy here at as we celebrate our first-ever Sex Week. We're taking a mature look at local video and sex toy shops, area strip clubs, sexy Milwaukee events -- and even some connections between Brew City and Playboy magazine. It's serious, responsible, adult-themed content -- but don't worry, parents, we'll keep it PG-13 in case junior stumbles upon these stories as turns a pale shade of blue for seven days.

When porn and humor try to mix, the results are usually a debacle. People watch comedy to laugh, and they watch porn, well, for other reasons.

Porn "actors" typically aren't the best comedians, and generally speaking, viewers aren't tuning for the acting, anyway.

That said, juvenile and sophomoric puns in porn titles can be pretty hilarious in a "Beavis and Butthead" sort of way. I took a look at a long list, and while I didn't vet these for accuracy, came up with a few of the best "LOLers."

Granted, some of these titillating titles almost cross the line (and perhaps actually do) on what I'm willing to post on, and some of the better ones were just too plain filthy for print.

But we're all adults, right? Lets just read these and laugh a little. Then, post your favorites using the Talkback feature below. If they're not too profane, we'll activate them and giggle along with you:

  • A Rear and Pleasant Danger
  • Add Momma To The Train
  • Batman in Robin
  • Boldfinger
  • Breakfast On Tiffany
  • Breast Side Story
  • Children Of The Cornhole
  • Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
  • Diddle-Her on the Roof
  • Foreskin Gump
  • Genital Hospital
  • Men in Back
  • Murphy's Brown
  • Orifice Space
  • Porn on the 4th of July
  • Position: Impossible
  • Pump Friction
  • Riding Miss Daisy
  • Robin's Wood
  • Romancing The Bone
  • Schindler's Fist
  • Shaving Ryan's Privates
  • Sleeping With The Enema
  • Sperms of Endearment
  • The Loin King
  • Throbbin' Hood
  • Waiting to XXX Hale
  • What About Boob
  • White Men Can't Hump
  • Who's Eating Gilbert Grape
  • You've Got Male


bbkradwell | July 16, 2011 at 3:15 p.m. (report)

34023 -"On Golden Blonde"
-"How Stella Got Her Tube Packed"
-"Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)"
and of course, who could forget that old classic:
-"Free My Willy"

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BrewCityAllstar | April 7, 2009 at 2:08 p.m. (report)

35851 You guys forgot my two favorites: "In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon (I do believe this was actually made)" and "I Still Blow Who You Did Last Summer."

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jhill0129 | March 17, 2009 at 10:21 a.m. (report)

Good Will Humping

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steveo | March 15, 2009 at 4:18 p.m. (report)

edward penishands

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