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Milwaukee's Daily Magazine for Wednesday, Aug. 27, 2014

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If I had to be a Star Wars character, it would be Obi-Wan.
If I had to be a Star Wars character, it would be Obi-Wan.
OK, I'll admit. I LOVED that I was Jerry.
OK, I'll admit. I LOVED that I was Jerry.
I haave no idea who three of these people/things are. Oh yeah!
I haave no idea who three of these people/things are. Oh yeah!
I did NOT want to be Hawkeye. Win some, lose some.
I did NOT want to be Hawkeye. Win some, lose some.
Kahhhhnnnnnnn!
Kahhhhnnnnnnn!
A poorly taxidermied duckling AND Zack Morris? Boss.
A poorly taxidermied duckling AND Zack Morris? Boss.
I think everyone was Stewie.
I think everyone was Stewie.
I'm very ... distinguished. With a killer bite.
I'm very ... distinguished. With a killer bite.

Quiz: What kind of person does the internet say you are?

People love internet quizzes. They must, because there are SO MANY of them. Do the results tell you anything? I guess it depends what they are.

What I find most interesting is that most people go into these quizzes knowing what they want the answer to be. For instance, most dudes want to be Wolverine, Han Solo and Zack Morris.

I've seen this. People have clicked on the same quiz six times and changed their answers to get the result they like, and they say "ah, yeah!" (or something to that effect). So, clearly, you're not that cool. Or whatever it means when you get a response you didn't like.

So you're probably not Zack Morris. Or Hulk Hogan. Sometimes, you're a poorly taxidermied duckling.

Anyway, I decided to do some of these quizzes when I was stuck in a place with nowhere to go and nothing to do. 

I answered all of the questions honestly, and in the end I was always amused by the end result.

Go ahead. Cycle through the collages of my results above and you'll see that I'm clearly a pretty amazing person, which only validated my long-held belief that I'm pretty amazing.

You can't really disagree, either. After all, the internet said so.

P.s. Oh, and it got this one right, too.

 

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