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Forever 21 offers cheap clothing and spiritual guidance.
Forever 21 offers cheap clothing and spiritual guidance.

Forever 21 gave me a bag of Jesus

After months of not spending a nickel on my wardrobe, I broke down and bought a few things for fall at Bayshore Town Center. My first stop was Forever 21, where I bought a pair of jeans, some cute undergarments and a few pair of big, crazy earrings.

When I got home, I started to unpack my goods, and noticed a Bible quote printed on the bottom of the Forever 21 bag. I found this peculiar, so I Googled it.

I discovered that the company, which started in California in 1984, is owned by a Korean-American couple which chose the verse -- John 3:16 -- to reflect its Christian faith.

I find it humorous and ironic that my thong underpants rubbed up against a bag embossed with a Bible quote. That's all I'm sayin'.

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becktesch | Dec. 23, 2009 at 9:37 a.m. (report)

Molly, you crack me up! That's hilarious.

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swami says | Sept. 8, 2008 at 1:57 p.m. (report)

Custom 123 - I couldn't agree more. Do we need send Stacey and Clinton after you?!

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custom123 | Sept. 8, 2008 at 8:20 a.m. (report)

I'm okay with the verse but the visual of you and the thong while eating my Pop Tart almost made me hurl.

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brunocarlson | Sept. 8, 2008 at 12:13 a.m. (report)

35104 I hear Jesus is a huge fan of the thong cut undies. God on the other hand is a fan of the grannies.

Personally I would rather have holy snuggie huggies than just holes. Yeah, I know I am going to h*ll for that one, unfortunately, I already punched my one way ticket years ago.

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littlelamb | Sept. 6, 2008 at 7:05 p.m. (report)

In-N-Out burger has them on the bottoms of their cups.

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