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Mmmm ... it's almost a beer milkshake.
Mmmm ... it's almost a beer milkshake.

Where's the freshest Guinness?

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During the winter months, my beverage of choice is Guinness. Last night I had a pretty fresh pint at Paddy's Pub, 2339 N. Murray Ave., and I am always impressed with the Guinness at Brocach, 1850 N. Water St.

I'm wondering which other locales guarantee a fresh tap of this delicious Irish stout?

In case you don't already know this, Guinness has less alcohol and fewer calories than most other regular beers, and despite its dark color and frothiness, it's extremely refreshing. Really, it's drinkable anytime of year, but in my opinion, it's particularly dee-lish in the wintertime.

So, back to the original question. Where can I get a great glass of Guinness? (Besides Ireland, of course.)

Dunebuggy Optimus Prime Edler: Aug. ?, 2007-Feb. 3, 2009
Dunebuggy Optimus Prime Edler: Aug. ?, 2007-Feb. 3, 2009

Our first fish fatality

"Crap, we have a floater," I thought in my head last night when I went to shake food flakes into our motionless fish's bowl. This isn't, however, what I said to my son who was "daddy" to the deceased Betta fish named Dunebuggy.

"Honey, I think your fish passed on," I said, instantly realizing this was a stupid response because 6-year-olds aren't familiar with most euphemisms.

And sure enough …

"What does that mean?" Kai asked.

"Honey," I said. "Dunebuggy died."

Clearly, I wasn't prepared for the death talk, and because I was nervous, way too many words spilled out of my mouth. This is a common problem of mine: I flap my tongue in the face of tragedy, and Dunebuggy's demise was no different. I started to blabber just about every death cliché in the book, including that it was the fish's "time," that everything and everyone has a season and yes, I even said that the fish was going to a better place.

Then, I asked my kid that if he wanted to say a few words about Dunebuggy before we sent him off with a flush.

"Is Dunebuggy going where the poop goes?" he asked, and then, without waiting for an answer to the first question.  "Can I get a new one?"

Spike this classic fountain drink, but skip the straws.
Spike this classic fountain drink, but skip the straws.

A drink a day: Root beer float

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My husband and I are probably not the first to mix up this drink, but we like to think we invented the cocktail we lovingly refer to as "the root beer float."

It all began with a bad batch of homebrewed root beer. My son received a kit to make root beer for his birthday, but the results were a very earthy, sassafrassy soda that wasn’t very sweet.

Consequently, my son -- who had a blast brewing the root beer and now refers to himself as a "home brewer"  -- had no interest in actually drinking the concoction. This meant we were stuck with 12 bottles of rejected root beer in our fridge.

I was about to dump it down the drain when my husband perused the liquor cabinet in a last-ditch effort to find a mate for the pop.

"What about vanilla vodka?" he asked, pulling a half-full bottle from the liquor cabinet.

Sure enough, it was an amazing combination, particularly since the root beer wasn’t very sweet to begin with. However, because you probably don't have a botched batch of hombrewed root beer in your fridge, use diet root beer, or mix with regular root beer for an over-the-top-delicious dessert cocktail. You could even blend ice cream into this bad boy for a Bryant’s-like beverage.

Here’s the recipe:

Root beer, diet or regular
Vanilla vodka
Tall glass filled with ice

Enjoy!

Is my 6-year-old ready for the likes of Jack Sparrow?
Is my 6-year-old ready for the likes of Jack Sparrow?

The kid wants to see PG-13 movies

Most of the time, I am turned off by the PG-13 rating, because usually I want the director / producer / actors to take it to the limit with "adult content." However, lately, my thoughts about PG-13 movies have been in reference to my son, who is only 6, but already wants to watch a slew of films with this rating.

At the top of his must-see list is "Pirates of the Caribbean," followed by "Iron Man" and the Transformers movie. I am still pushing "Cars" and "WALL-E," and he still loves both of these films, but other kids in his class have seen "big kid movies," and naturally he wants to check them out, too.

Really, this is a microcosm of a bigger issue. Whether the subject is movies or video games or curfews, there will often be a divide between our family's rules and the values of other families. In the case of PG-13 movies, I don't want my kid to be left out of popular culture milestones, but I don't want to expose him to too much too soon, either.

I think I need to consider each film individually, and think about what I really don't want him to see until he is older. I probably need to pre-watch these films, too. Luckily, I find Johnny Depp delicious, so pre-watching the "Pirates" films is not a problem. In fact, I can't believe I haven't already seen these.

I told my son he would probably have to wait a few years to see a couple of these films, and he asked me at what exact age would be acceptable. I threw out 10 or 11 as a ballpark age, but this made him pout and say, "I'm not going to wait that long! I'm going to see them when I'm 16!"

His number and age confusion only furthers my hunch that he is not ready for some of the content in these flicks. But if anyone has any cut-and-dried thoughts about a 6-year-old seeing PG-13 movies, I'm all ears.

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