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Deibert and Devin: a combination of opposite personalities that somehow works.
Deibert and Devin: a combination of opposite personalities that somehow works.

Dan and Nicole swap radio for TV

Dan Deibert and Nicole Devin, former WISN-AM hosts of the now-defunct "Early Spin," have rejoined forces.

This time, however, you don’t have to adjust your radio dial to find them. Instead, Deibert and Devin launch "The Dan and Nicole Show" on their Web site,, on Sunday, Aug. 10, at 8 p.m.

"The Dan and Nicole Show" is a weekly, half-hour show. It will cover current events and live in-studio news bits, sketches and whatever else strikes their fancy. Heck, I might even make an appearance or two. (I was a weekly call-in guest on "The Early Spin.")

Deibert, a conservative, and Devin, who is more liberal, became friends during their radio years together despite their political differences. 

"We have not gone a week without talking since the show was cancelled. We knew we had a chemistry that people try really hard to create," says Devin. "We make each other laugh so we decided to do this show for us. It is really about what we find funny, interesting and important to talk about."

The Vans Warped Tour, featuring Katy Perry, takes places at the Marcus Amphitheater on Friday, Aug. 1. Doors open at 11 a.m.
The Vans Warped Tour, featuring Katy Perry, takes places at the Marcus Amphitheater on Friday, Aug. 1. Doors open at 11 a.m.

Lesbian lyrics are a sure thing

The Vans Warped Tour rips into town tomorrow, and controversial singer / songwriter Katy Perry is on the bus.

Perry, who started her career as a Christian gospel singer, released a single last you called "UR So Gay" followed by another hit, "I Kissed A Girl."

Both songs created a fair share of  controversy, but for different reasons. Some members of the LGBT community felt "UR So Gay" came off as homophobic, whereas "I Kissed A Girl" is criticized for using shock value lyrics to sell albums.

It's genius, really. Perry relies on the classic girl-on-girl fantasy to appeal to male listeners, which is exactly what Britney did with her naughty schoolgirl look. Simultaneously, Perry hooks female listeners, too, because -- let's just say it --  most ladies are bicurious.

However, "I Kissed A Girl" doesn't scratch the surface of the lesbian or bisexual experience. Lyrically, it's much weaker than songs by Ani DiFranco like "In or Out" or Jill Sobule's less contrived song also called "I Kissed A Girl" that came out in 1995.

If anything, "I Kissed A Girl" is closer to Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want To Have Fun."

At the end of the video, Perry wakes up in bed with a man and it turns out her female-on-female frolics were only a dream. This suggests the song is merely a safe, mainstream attempt to snag listeners by capitalizing on straight people's obsession with the gay experience.  

Not that there's anything wrong with that. 


At least I'm not drinking liquor at 7:30 a.m.
At least I'm not drinking liquor at 7:30 a.m.

Mommy needs coffee

Recently, my son started two different conversations with, "Mom, after you wake up tomorrow and drink your coffee, can you …"

I found this funny and a little strange. I never make a big deal out of my morning coffee drinking. I simply wake up, put on my ugly, outdated glasses that are never worn in public, and pour a cup of coffee at some point while making breakfast for the boys.

This, like everything else I do, is documented in the minds of my 5-year-olds. And this, my friends, is one of the most frightening aspects of parenting.

I am their license-less teacher and their three-dimensional film strip about life. I am being watched and recorded by their ravenous intellects. I am their reality TV.

Even at 7 a.m.

A portion of my Pez dispenser collection.
A portion of my Pez dispenser collection.

The allure of the Pez dispenser

This is very Generation X of me, but I -- and now my kids -- collect Pez dispensers. We have a couple hundred and they fit perfectly on a piece of molding that adorns the walls in their playroom.

I prefer the classic models, like the Incredible Hulk and Yoda, but we have our share of modern Pez characters, like Bob the Builder and Shrek. I had an Uncle Sam dispenser and an eyeball Pez dispenser as a kid, and I've been told both models are quite rare. I don't know what happened to either of these dispensers, and I'm sure I could buy them off eBay, but I'm not that Pez passionate at this point.

Today, I bought a new Pez from the NASCAR series (my 6-year-old son wanted it) and I had the same thought I often do when loading a Pez dispenser: they're annoying to load into the springy sleeve and the candy really isn't very good.

So why do so many people collect Pez dispensers, myself included?

Most likely it has to do with childhood. Maybe we wanted them and our parents wouldn't buy them for us. Maybe it's because they come in so many different forms. Maybe the candy is laced with meth and nicotine and I'm addicted to it.

In any case, while loading up Kai's new racecar Pez dispenser, I had a deep Pez thought: Pez dispensers and bobble heads are from a similar planet. Both are wildly collectable, made of plastic and have an emphasis on the head. One bobbles, one dispenses nasty sugar pellets.

I guess it doesn't really make sense why people collect anything: bobble heads or Pez dispensers or cat whiskers or Norman Rockwell figurines. I guess we do it because we like the way they look, the feelings they evoke and derive pleasure from having scads and scads of something.