My beef with "beer snobs"
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As soon as we decided on our latest "Milwaukee Challenge" -- pitting Budweiser against Miller -- I knew there would be somebody, and probably more than a few, that would chime in and rip us for not drinking some sort of microbrew.
Sure enough, it happened.
I like beer. A lot. I think it's a great-tasting beverage for any number of occasions. But I really -- and I mean really -- dislike beer snobs.
When I'm ordering beer, it's pretty cut-and-dry: I "grew up" drinking High Life and now, I'm a faithful devotee of Schlitz, which I happen to think is an terrific tasting beer.
Of course, when ordering a round of Schlitz for the fellas and myself at a tavern, at least one person in the bar has to make some kind of snide remark about our taste -- or perceived lack thereof -- in beer.
"Drink a real beer," I'm told, more often than not.
My personal favorite comes when somebody, subconsciously trying to show off their refined palate, attempts to order a rare brand (obviously) not available at a particular bar. And when they're shotdown, these folks usually mumble something about how the bar is second-rate and how bars where they're from (usually, Chicago or some nearby suburb) are so much better.
News flash, chief ... nobody -- and really, nobody -- is impressed with your beer knowledge.
Here's my question: what business is it of anybody's what beer I want to enjoy?
Is it that bad to enjoy a mainstream brand of beer? I happen to like Miller, not just because of its Milwaukee connection but because I enjoy its taste. Same goes for Schlitz -- it was, back in the day, a pillar of the community -- but I think it tastes pretty darn good, too.
I won't keep Bud products in my house -- I don't like the taste -- but I won't fault you for drinking it. Same goes for Sprecher and Lakefront; both make some incredibly good beers which, from time to time, I've been known to enjoy, and I applaud their local roots. But again, it's simply a matter of preference.
Now don't get me wrong. There are plenty of people I know -- coworkers and friends included -- that have particular tastes and preferences inbeer. Some like the more exotic flavors, some like a simple MillerLite. To each their own, I say; you drink yours, I'll drink mine and we'll throw a few back together.Â
I know, there are some incredibly good-tasting beers out there. I get it, I could probably stand to broaden my horizons a little bit. But ... why should I? Isn't having a beer supposed to be a matter of choice? Personal preference?
So here's the deal: stop ripping on the good old-fashioned macro-brews and I'll stop calling you a snob at the bar.
Talkbacks
rhinobrau | Feb. 26, 2010 at 4:39 p.m. (report)
I am a beer geek. It took me many years of drinking different beers to become one. You don't just decide that "OK, now I'm a sophisticated beer drinker."
Nobody likes beer when they first try it, it's an aquired taste. So we all aquire a taste for macros for whatever reason (it's cheap, it's readily available, it's what everyone else is drinking, etc) and many of us stop there. I say why stop there? Don't expect to try something once and expect to like it right away, many of the best things in life are aquired tastes. I don't smoke cigars but apparently there are good ones and there are bad ones. To me they all smell like a dungheap to me because I haven't aquired a taste for them and learned the difference between good ones and bad ones. Same thing with beer.
And we criticize you because we care about you and feel that you may not be enjoying your beer experience as much as you could be. :)
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phoner | Feb. 25, 2010 at 2:20 p.m. (report)
To many beer is just a vehicle. To all the destination is the same. Enjoy the ride.
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phoner | Feb. 25, 2010 at 2:19 p.m. (report)
To many beer is just a vehicle. To all the destination is the same. Enjoy the ride.
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grammarnerd | Feb. 25, 2010 at 1:19 p.m. (report)
GlassHouses, "Sure it enough" was in the original post that was published. Another reader pointed that out first, and I was making a joke that I had missed it. The author fixed it.
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zcmack | Feb. 25, 2010 at 11:13 a.m. (report)
if you order a budweiser product in milwaukee, something should be said (keep it innocent though!). otherwise, your personal taste is your personal taste; everyone else should keep their unrequested opinion to themselves.
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