Anyone who watches ESPN knows the this is Sportscenter commercials. The generally have an athlete who is at the ESPN studios working for ESPN interacting with an anchor in a funny way. Here is my idea for a "This is Sportscenter" commercial featuring Prince Fielder.

    The scene opens:

Scott Van Pelt: I love it when professional athletes eat in the ESPN cafeteria it gives us anchormen a chance to prank pro-athletes.

Cut to a lunch table with Van Pelt on one side of an unattended tray, and Stuart Scott on the other, putting strips of bacon on a veggie burger. 

Scott: Sh! sh! He's coming. Act Natural.

Stuart: Hey Prince. How is being a vegetarian going?

Scott snickers, and takes a bite of his burger. Stuart also snickers and bites his burger. Prince confused asks:

Prince: What's So funny guys?

Scott: Why don't you eat up and we'll tell you.

Prince: (Shrugs and Bites his sandwich).

Cut to Scott and Stuart doing the evening SportsCenter looking beat up with black eyes and tattered clothing struggling to speak during the highlights.

Back To Scott: Yeah, that was almost as bad as the time we signed the Stanford Tree up for one of those Internet dating websites.

Cut to the Stanford Tree on a date at a nice restaurant with the Oregon State Beaver.

THIS IS SPORTSCENTER