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Published Sept. 22, 2009 at 3:13 p.m.Category: Living
Tags: prescriptions, activia, hair loss, men, medicare
Ok so on the down side... and there's always a down side:
-Rampant growth of unwanted body hair (ears, nose, eyebrows...).
-Loss of hair you don't want to lose (see hair line and shins)
-My digestive system. Jamie Lee, tell me your story...
-Grey hair... sure it looks distiguished when you LOOK 40!
-Decreased ability to drink and "party" without feeling 40 the next day.
-Lack of eligible partners...in my case, men. Sorry ladies.
-Dry skin. What's that all about?
-Whole conversations about you and your friends prescriptions. Oy!
-Being attracted to your friends kids. It's wrong and it feels it.
-Not knowing the names to new shots or texting abbreviations (but, knowing all the words to Puff The Magic Dragon - RIP Mary).
-Your favorite muscial acts are on Medicare (or will be soon).
Oh, I'm sure the list could go on...
Cheers - David
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