Republican politicians who are not satisfied with the current crop of presidential candidates have been urging New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie to run.  Perhaps they should use a  serenade like this one, sung to the tune of  "Georgy Girl" to make their point"

Hey,there, Christie guy

You're the man your party's waiting for

From the Jersey shore  they're calling for  your candidacy---for president!

Hey, there, Christie Guy

Even though you run reluctantly

Give it your best try  and they will buy your candidacy!

You're always contemplating  but never taking the plunge

You've got no sordid past to expunge! Most probably....

Hey, there, Christie Guy

There's a president within your girth

Show us what he's worth

And oh, what a race there'll be!

The world will see ---your presidency!

So, run, Christie guy!