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In Festival Guide


100 ways to make Milwaukee summer festivals even better
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There's a reason Milwaukee is known as the City of Festivals. From ethnic fests to church to county and statewide fairs, summer is our area's time to shine.
In so many ways, we love each and every Milwaukee-area festivals. But that's not to say they couldn't be even better.
In the spirit of our famous OnMilwaukee.com "100 things" lists, here are a whole bunch of ideas – some serious, others not so much – on how to take Milwaukee's fests up a notch.
Weigh in using the Talkback feature below.
- Eliminate the front bleacher seating at Summerfest stages
- Flavored cream puffs at the State Fair
- Air fresheners/incense in animal barns (though the animals might disagree)
- An end to food/drink tickets
- Serve ethnic beers at ethnic fests
- Bring back the Summerfest midway
- A pedestrian fast lane
- Milk shack at Summerfest
- Beer vendors that come to you
- Spiked milk
- Spiked cheese
- More new food options at Summerfest
- Parking barge on the lake
- Non-smoking sections at all festivals
- More lake seating at Henry Maier Festival Park
- Roving musicians
- Alcoholic whipped cream in the cream puffs
- More John Kruth, Sigmund Snopek
- More old-school rap shows at Summerfest
- Horse diapers
- National kids acts
- A third wine cooler
- Retractable domes
- A faster skyglider
- A new Summerfest logo
- Complimentary shoe booties to keep beer out
- Chili mangos at all festivals
- $1 beer days
- "Seat fillers" to save your place in the front row
- Free earplugs
- Drunk tank/dunk tank
- More shade options
- Flip-flop repair stations
- Bring back the singing mayor tradition
- Shuttles for all the ethnic fests
- Automatic people mover
- No swearing on stage mandate before sundown
- Improved access to Lakeshore State Park
- More local businesses in the marketplaces
- Official State Fair mullet tallies on Jumbotron
- Hoan Bridge balcony seating
- More gyro meat at Greek Fest
- Bring back the Summerfest pin
- Splashguards for skyglider
- Combined Summerfest/ethnic fest season passes
- Pig race wagering
- Lake Express boat shuttles and water taxis after the festivals
- Fireworks every night of Summerfest
- Monster trucks on the Milwaukee Mile
- Standup comedy at more than just Summerfest
- Kopps!
- Roller skating rink on Summerfest grounds
- Benches to rest on while you wait for your cream puff
- More exotic animals at State Fair
- Sunscreen dispensers throughout the grounds
- Hot tubs
- Wine cooler slushies
- Air conditioned port-a-pottys
- Super pig relay on the Mile
- Free wi-fi at all the festivals
- Human mud wrestling
- Horse racing at the Milwaukee Mile
- Celebrity/athlete autograph signings
- Rotating bands of food trucks
- More flaming cheese
- Adult bouncy castles
- Ground-wide mini golf course
- Hammocks!
- Segway rentals
- Summerfest wedding booth
- More cold water misters
- More VIP seating
- Rent-a-dog
- Rolling happy hours
- Single mingles tent
- Expanded bike parking
- Rickshaws
- Brewers games broadcast on monitors
- Submarine tour at the lake
- An effort by wireless carriers to make sure all fests have great cell coverage
- More cocktail alternatives
- Live Twitter boards on Summerfest grounds
- Expand Labor Fest to include more programming and food options
- Hot sauce and floss available at all festival corn stands
- Bicycle parking at all festivals
- More outdoor movies
- Free sunscreen
- Roomier turnstiles
- More vegan/vegetarian food items
- Put an extra stage on a lake barge
- Fewer stands with cheap toys and blow-up figures that make kids whine when parents say no
- More food made with beer
- More funnel cakes
- Permission for street festivals to go past 11 p.m.
- Promotional "all-you-can-drink" reusable cups
- More garbage cans
- Zip lines!
- Live theater stage at Summerfest
- Replace Footsie-Wootsies with full-on massage chairs
- Bring the comedy stage back to Summerfest
Talkbacks
meg_ellen | June 17, 2011 at 10:17 a.m. (report)
AS a huge fan of Irish Fest, as well as a volunteer for 27 years (yes my whole life), here are some great things that Irish Fest has that was mentioned on the list: 5. Ethnic beers - like another reader pointed out there is a reason why there is no Guinness on the grounds, but who needs it when Lakefront Brewery has their Snake Chaser and Sprecher has their Piper's Ale. Let's support our local breweries! 16. Roving musicians - That was the best part as a kid to see the moving performers. Now there are more each year that bring colorful characters alive. 32. More shade options - unlike other festivals, Irish Fest creates a whole village on the south end of the grounds - full of great places to take a break from the sun. 35. Shuttles - Irish Fest always has the shuttles which can save money as well as beat the parking hassles of downtown. 39. More local business in the marketplace - my dear friends at Mystic Ireland of Elm Grove have been there for years. I can't help myself when it comes to their awesome jewelry! 43. Summerfest pin - for those of you who loved to collect those pins (not just for getting in for free) check out the Irish Fest store on the grounds. We have our own. 74. Happy Hour - calling all you young professionals - keep an eye out for Slainte 2011. It is an awesome event on Thursday! 81. More cocktail alternatives - Thanks to Jameson being on the grounds, there is plenty of options like the Big Jamo, Jamorita, Bloody Molly and more. Don't worry, I tried them all and give them my seal of approval! (And I'm not a whiskey girl. Plus there are great wine (not just wine cooler) options. 98. Live theater at Summerfest - Like live theater? Come see international troops perform. Ask around your friends, Irish Fest is awesome! I can't think of a better way to spend the third weekend in August. I know I'm not the only one who loves this festival!
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Myke | June 16, 2011 at 11:47 p.m. (report)
FYI as far as # 2 goes, there are already flavored cream puffs at State Fair at the Starlite Cafe.
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courtneyryanne | June 15, 2011 at 10:40 p.m. (report)
I love this - I especially love the rent-a-dog made the list.
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erinbrigid | June 15, 2011 at 8:43 p.m. (report)
A note for number 5... The festivals held on the Henry Maier Festival Grounds can only serve local beers, so no Haacker Pschorr at German Fest and no Guinness at Irish Fest. However, thanks to the GREAT local breweries there are tons of ethnic local beers that you can try! (I recommend Pipers Scotch Ale from Sprecher!)
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MG | June 15, 2011 at 2:16 p.m. (report)
Since the lake will be full of barges, how about a barge with a stage that features only members of the DeBarge family?
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