Milwaukee's funniest bar names

It's no surprise that this land of liberally-flowing libations that we call home would have some of the funniest bar names of all time. (Although there a few bars in San Francisco's Castro neighborhood that have some extremely witty, sexually-over-the-top names.)

All of the following bars are located in Milwaukee (or "Greater" Milwaukee) and still in operation. Our suggestion: Make a pilgrimage to one of these places or, better yet, organize a pub crawl to check out each and every one of these marvelously monikerred watering holes.

By the way, if anyone gets to "Gene's Unicorn II," pick us up a T-shirt.

Jimmy Lost His Marbles
3172 S. 8th St.

Fred's Never Inn, But Sue Is
5819 W. National Ave.

Butch's Liar's Club
3907 S. Lake Dr.

Bigalke's
3300 S. 27tt St.

Club Whatever
2901 N. 23rd St.

Diane's Second Chance Saloon
9430 S. 27th St., Oak Creek

Fuzzy's
733 W. Oklahoma Ave.

Gene's Unicorn II
3412 W. National Ave.

Laurie's It Ain't Heaven
S91 W27850 National Ave., Mukwonago

Mr. Bill's
4607 S. Whitnall Ave.

Norm's Altruistic Lounge
1422 W. Center St.

Pfudpuckers
921 Friedman Dr., Waukesha

The Pickled Egg
206 Oakton Ave., Pewaukee

Skippy Yipman's Sports Pub & Grub
113 Green Bay Rd., Thiensville

Stubbie's on the Avenue
5142 S. Packard Ave., Cudahy

Gee Willicker's
2578 N. Dousman St.

My Office
736 N. Milwaukee St.

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fingo | June 8, 2008 at 4:53 p.m. (report)

The Ugly Mug 604 S. 64th St

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OMCreader | July 24, 2006 at 4:54 p.m. (report)

Alan Smithee said: What? No Planet Marky!?

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OMCreader | March 10, 2006 at 1:12 p.m. (report)

Jaime said: Mr. Bill...oh no!! Does anyone know when that bar is open? The owner pretty much opens it whenever he feels like it I guess...

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OMCreader | March 9, 2006 at 3:15 p.m. (report)

old school said: Bring back the Pickle and Kraut--27th and Forest Home!!!

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OMCreader | Feb. 28, 2006 at 6:30 p.m. (report)

tina said: Laurie's it aint heaven is no longer laurie's it's now called it aint heaven.

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