By Alia Janine Special to OnMilwaukee.com Published Apr 25, 2014 at 5:15 PM

Today I interview a man many of you have probably seen in at least one show or movie you have watched.

His name is Joe Reitman, and he is an actor. He also happens to be a really good poker player, and holds the current title for most adorable puppy. But I digress.

In this interview, we start out discussing some really heavy things, like the difference in being called Joe, Joey and Joseph. We smoothly transition into some of his favorite roles. One obviously being Christina Applegate’s boyfriend on the hit TV show "Married with Children."

Then we discuss the difference between "real life" and "acting life" and how the mind of a 20-year-old man works. We get deeper, too, discussing TV/movie sex scenes compared to porno sex scenes. As well as awkward masturbation scenes and how (some) men (sometimes) are just not cute when rubbin’ one out.

We move into some lighter topics and talk about one of his new apocalyptic movie he just wrapped up. We talk about out mutual Milwaukee friends that are ready for the end of the world, and how my hunting and gathering may come in handy. We also get out of him a few of other really cool projects that he is working on with his production companies. I also get the lowdown on the nickname "Joe Ugly," and how it did nothing but help him find girls.

Alia Janine Special to OnMilwaukee.com

Alia was born and raised in Milwaukee, but currently lives between New York City and Los Angeles. For the past 10 years Alia has been an adult entertainment performer, exploring all facets of the adult industry. Alia can also be seen in music videos, cable and regular television shows, made for cable movies, YouTube comedy skits, featured films, books, and so much more.

Alia is Russia TVs "go to specialist" on the adult entertainment industry, and is known for her performer/sex-worker positive work. Alia is retired from performing, and is currently a grad student at Capella University double majoring in general and clinical psychology. In her free time she is a free lance writer, podcast host, actress, and standup comedienne.