OnMilwaukee.com interrupts your Monday night for an urgent bulletin from our Storm Center:

It's snowing.

The snow is covering area roads and parking lots. It can be picked up and packed into objects suitable for hurling at friends or loved ones.

Residents are strongly urged to stay off the road, unless heading to the grocery store in order to stock up on provisions.

We'll continue to monitor this story and continue to provide updates when absolutely unnecessary.