Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but hot is not.

We're kidding, of course: everyone has a different definition of what makes a person sexy. Whether it's classic good looks, a pretty face, a rockin' body or just a hot personality, Milwaukee is no slouch when it comes to sex appeal (is that a brat in your pocket?).

But to drill a list down to just 100 took more work than you might think. Sure, we could list your neighbor or the check-out girl at Sendik's or the FedEx guy -- but to build a list of 100 Milwaukeeans you've heard of, well, that took an agonizing amount of research. Mind you, we're not complaining.

Yes, we know that the "that you've heard of" part makes this list a little controversial, and we fully expect you to dissect, criticize and add to this list of 100 hotties using the Talkback feature below. Many of our friends and colleagues are already giving us the silent treatment for not including them on the list, so let us know where we missed the boat.

And before you get too hot and bothered, remember that this list is alphabetized. So no, No. 1 isn't necessarily hotter than No. 99 (but No. 1 is definitely hotter than No. 100).

Turn down the lights, put on some sexy music and read on, Milwaukee.

1. Clarissa Anderson, former Project Runway model
2. Vanessa Andrew, co-founder, Fasten Collective
3. Joanne Anton, aide to Sen. Herb Kohl
4. Erin Austin, radio personality, WKTI-FM
5. Sherry Bantug, Milwaukee Public Market
6. Ami Bedi, restaurateur
7. Eric Benet, singer
8. Brad Beyer, actor, "Jericho"
9. Kate Blake, owner, shoo
10. Andrew Bogut, Milwaukee Bucks
11. Ryan Braun, Milwaukee Brewers
12. George Bregar, head roaster, Alterra
13. DJ Brooks, musician, Citizen King and New Sense, restaurateur, Good Life
14. Tanya Bruski and Jess McCluskey, co-owners, Burnhearts
15. Tate Bunker, filmmaker
16. Sharon Celek, interior designer
17. Ashley Chapman, singer, Red Knife Lottery
18. Bryan Cherry, musician, Bryan Cherry Band
19. Evan Christian, musician
20. Kristi Chuckel, Summerfest
21. Cookie Ciano, Brewcity Bruiser
22. David Clarke, Milwaukee County Sheriff
23. Catrina Clayton, owner, Urban Chic Clothing Co. / model
24. Laura Lutter Cole, owner, Alaa Reed
25. Preston Cole, Milwaukee city "tree guy"
26. Alison De Castro, TV personality, "The Morning Blend"
27. Theri deJoode, owner, Groom
28. Drew Deuster, owner, Deep Bar Vodka Lounge / Decibel
29. Stephanie Dosen, musician
30. Charles Dwyer, artist
31. Mike Eitel, restaurateur, Diablos Rojos
32. Element Everest, rapper
33. Kyle Fitzpatrick, artist
34. Cody Franson, Milwaukee Admirals
35. Kat Froehlich, radio personality, 88Nine
36. Georgina Gast, bartender, Mi-key's
37. Mike Gousha, TV news analyst, WISN-TV
38. Suzanne Grzanna, musician
39. J.J. Hardy, Milwaukee Brewers
40. Corey Hart, Milwaukee Brewers
41. Chrystina Head, news reporter, WITI-TV
42. Richard Jefferson, Milwaukee Bucks
43. Robert and William Jenkins, restaurateurs, Bayou
44. Rob Jeter, coach, UWM Panthers
45. Scott Johnson, entrepreneur/restaurateur, Palomino, etc.
46. Smashalina Jolie, Brewcity Bruiser
47. Tatiana Jouravel, dancer, Milwaukee Ballet
48. Gabe Kapler, Milwaukee Brewers
49. Dasha Kelly, owner, Mecca nightclub, poet, author
50. Michael King, ex-Milwaukee Wave
51. Nicole Koglin, TV news reporter, WITI-TV
52. Goran Kralj, musician, The Gufs
53. Trenni Kusnierek, TV sports reporter, MLB Network
54. Jen Lada, TV sports reporter, WITI-TV
55. Julia LaLoggia, restaurateur, Stonefly, etc.
56. Lane Lambert, coach, Milwaukee Admirals
57. Marisa Graff-Lange, restaurateur, Classic Slice
58. Faythe Levine, artist
59. Adam Lucks, executive chef, Comet Café
60. Wesley Matthews, Jr., Marquette University basketball
61. Greg Matzek, radio personality, WTMJ-AM
62. Dylan McConaghy, bartender, Bryant's
63. Melissa McCrady, TV news reporter, WTMJ-TV
64. Meg McKenzie, radio personality, WRIT-FM
65. Bobby Head, co-owner, Centanni and Soho 7
66. Tina Medley, bartender, Hi-Hat
67. Erin Monfre, Marquette women's basketball player
68. Leslie Montemurro, restaurateur, Fuel, etc.
69. Tarik Moody, radio personality, 88Nine
70. Jennifer Morales, Milwaukee School Board member
71. Caitlin Morrall, Miss Wisconsin USA 2007
72. Lyra O'Brien, TV weather forecaster, WISN-TV
73. Kidd O'Shea, radio personality, WMYX-FM
74. Cesar Palace, musician, 5-Card Studs
75. Sam Page, actor, "Mad Men"
76. Ted Perry, TV news anchor, WITI-TV
77. Marc Petrocci, dancer, Milwaukee Ballet
78. Paul Piaskoski, TV news anchor, WDJT-TV
79. Michael Redd, Milwaukee Bucks
80. Shanel Regier, fashion designer
81. Jennifer Reyes, TV news reporter, WITI-TV
82. Luke Ridnour, Milwaukee Bucks
83. Shannon Ross, owner, Shag
84. Kris Maedke-Russell, musician, Father Phoenix / Call Me Lightning
85. Michelle Rutkowski, radio personality, WLUM-FM
86. Paul Ryan, congressman
87. Kenny Seibert, musician, Decibully
88. BJ Seidel, musician, Decibully / bar owner, Burnheart's
89. Steve Servais, co-founder, Pragmatic Construction
90. Amanda Shalhoub, radio personality, WUWM-FM
91. Tony Smith, ex-Marquette star / NBA commentator
92. Stephanie, dancer, Bucks' Energee!
93. Jessica Szhor, actress, "Gossip Girl"
94. Erin Toner, radio personality, WUWM-FM
95. Nebi Torbica, owner, Moct
96. Dan Van Rite, chef, Hinterland
97. Toya Washington, TV news anchor, WISN-TV
98. Nick Waraksa, artist, fashion designer
99. Deanne Wecker, owner, Dee's Wine Shop
100. The staff of OnMilwaukee.com