Local gallery owner and head of MARN (Milwaukee Artist Resource Network), Mike Brenner, is angry as hell -- and ready to leave town if a statue of the legendary TV icon Fonzie is erected in Downtown Milwaukee.

In a mass e-mail to local media and in response to a story that OnMilwaukee.com broke on Monday, Brenner says that he "hereby SWEARS if that stupid Fonzie sculpture is put up on the corner of Water and Wisconsin in front of the Chase Bank" he'll take action.

Brenner, who was a graphic designer at OnMilwaukee.com from 2000-'02, said he will:

• Close (his) art gallery, Hotcakes.
• Resign as executive director of the Milwaukee Artist Resource Network
• Stop all efforts to promote Milwaukee
• Not spend another penny or second to help Milwaukee or its artists
• Make a serious effort to find work in another city and leave Milwaukee

Brenner also writes that he'll also "close all of his accounts with JP Morgan Chase," since "JP Morgan chase has the largest corporate art collection in the U.S. and if they will stand for this and the people of Milwaukee stand for this, I NEED to leave Milwaukee."

The rest of the scathing e-mail reads:

"Milwaukee is barely surviving and if the leadership of this city
think Fonzie will save us, they need to be replaced. this is an us
versus them situation (those with common sense and taste versus the douche bags)

• the Blue Shirt was killed making us an international joke
• the Bamboo Park was replaced with a parking lot for a seafood restaurant
• Now the plan is to put a giant statue of Fonzie on the busiest corner in the entire City of Milwaukee?"

You are all insane!"

Dear Mike,

I'd be happy to talk with you about the project over a cup of
coffee and clarify some of the missperceptions you have on the
project. For example, it was never planned for Water and Wisconsin.

It's essentially a Riverwalk project and therefore will have its
home along the Riverwalk, preferably between Wisconsin and
Michigan. It is far from a "giant" project. Mr. Winkler is about 5'
7" and the sculpture will be life-like in size recognizing both an
iconic TV character and an outstanding humanitarian. Also, the
local artist we have selected, Jerry Sawyer, has worked in
sculpture for almost 40 years and is highly respected in the art
community. Lastly, all the money raised will be recirculated into
the local economy - for the artist, foundry, etc.

Again, more than happy to chat with you in greater detail on the project as I certainly think you will find that you can peacefully
co-exist with the Fonz.