It seems "they" are talking about blowing up the Hoan Bridge. And I don't mean the terrorists. I mean the state DOT. (OK, I can hear the talkbacks already!)

On Monday, the Business Journal reported that the Wisconsin Dept. of Transportation is studying the feasability of removing the Hoan Bridge and replacing it with an I-794 at surface level. Bridges over the Milwaukee and Kinnickinnic Rivers would connect the Lake Parkway to Downtown.

"We're looking at the feasibility of tearing (the Hoan Bridge) down because the cost of rehabilitation is astronomical, Frank Busalacchi, secretary of the Wisconsin Department of Transportation, told the paper.

For years, the Hoan Bridge was a symbol of poor urban and freeway planning. For years, it stood like a giant, but inept sentinel, over the Milwaukee Harbor; a useless pile of concrete and steel that frustrated drivers could only look -- and shake their fists -- at.

Ramps on its north end were famous for one thing: a brief appearance in "The Blues Brothers" movie. The south end was distinguished by the fact that it was closed.

The Hoan Bridge was the punch line in a city that was in no mood for jokes as industry tanked and jobs vanished.

But, despite the thundering plud of a massive section of bridge in 2000 -- that, amazingly, led to no injuries -- Milwaukeeans took back the Hoan Bridge and made it a symbol of the city. And it was named for one of the great mayors of Milwaukee's Sewer Socialist tradition.

Instead of the bridge to nowhere, the Hoan Bridge became the bridge to the city's hottest neighborhood -- Bay View -- and it symbolized our connections and our reaching out across three rivers to create a unified city.

Now, "they" are talking about knocking it down. While I agree, objectively, that a structure much lower to the ground -- one that does not demand so much of our attention as we gaze lake-ward -- would be an improvement to the skyline, removing the Hoan Bridge now would be to deprive us of a grand symbol ... our own Eiffel Tower, or maybe more appropriately, our own leaning tower of Pisa.

Sure, maybe "they" should never have built it in the first place. Or maybe "they" should have recognized the mistake and blasted it into oblivion in 1976. (The bridge opened to traffic in 1977 and 20 years later it was connected to the Lake Parkway.)

But as Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose sang in 1972, the same year construction of the Hoan Bridge was completed, "It's too late to turn back now. I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love."