Fox News is the clear leader in the cable television news race, far outpacing MSNBC and CNN.
Fox News also is the clear leader in legs and short skirts and it isn’t getting there by accident. Based on a biography of Roger Ailes, who founded and runs the network, the orders apparently come down from the top: short skirts, lots of leg!
Is the Fox dominance in the ratings a coincidence? I report. You decide.
The other day I was channel surfing and came upon a program called "Outnumbered" on the Fox News channel. The gig for the show is that four women sit on couches while one guy sits in the middle and they gab about the news or popular culture or almost anything that comes to mind.
Picture this: four really good looking women, all in different colored simple dresses. All of them with their legs crossed and high heels dangling. And showing lots of leg. I mean lots of leg. In most cases we are talking mid-thigh.
Now I wasn’t particularly bothered. I am proud to say I’m a leg man. Give me a well-turned ankle and I’m intrigued. Always have been.
The next morning I was watching "Good Morning America" and they have a new set, with a glass table. There was anchor Lara Spencer, sitting next to Robin Roberts with her legs crossed, a short skirt and showing lots of thigh through the top of that glass table. Robin was wearing pants.
I began to pay attention. Martha MacCallum on Fox, Kate Bolduan on CNN, Robin Meade on HLN. Katie Couric, for God’s sake. Everywhere I turned, it was like everybody is trying to keep up with Fox, while Fox seems determined to maintain its lead.
Gabriel Sherman recently wrote a very respected biography of Ailes and here are several excerpts on the subject:
"The topic of the dress code and makeup of Fox News' female personalities has long been the subject of scrutiny among writers. Fox News host Gretchen Carlson recently admitted that "pants were not allowed on Fox & Friends."
An anecdote of Ailes regarding former Fox News reporter Kiran Chetry:
"Anchor Bob Sellers remembered Ailes once calling the control booth. 'I was doing the weekend show with Kiran Chetry. He called up and said, 'Move that damn laptop, I can't see her legs!'"
Sherman reports that Ailes "had admiration for [former Fox host Catherine Crier's] legs" and was livid when she appeared on-air wearing pants:
"He had admiration for her legs," a senior executive said. In one meeting, Ailes barked, "Tell Catherine I did not spend x-number of dollars on a glass desk for her to wear pant suits."
The strategy seems to be working for the ultra-conservative Fox. The network has long been a mouthpiece for the Republican party and the Ailes-fueled right-wing fascination with exposed shapely legs may also help explain how we got Sarah Palin, who has nice legs, and not much else.
MSNBC is the mouthpiece for the Democratic party, but all of their female hosts sit behind a desk. Where the heck are the consultants on this one?
I understand the mantra that sex sells. And it clearly sells for Fox. I don’t think we have reached NSFW yet, but it may well come once we start to see the legs of Wolf Blitzer or Bill O’Reilly.
Let’s hope that day is a long, long way away.
ED Hill was one lady who did buck the trend at Fox. Her legs were the stuff of legend with her legions of male admirers, but she infuriated them about ten years ago when she went through a protracted phase of encasing them in pants virtually every day. One can't help but wonder whether this was a factor in FNC's decision not to renew her contract..
Julie Banderas was another committed pants wearer when she anchored the Fox Report some years back. Then she was abruptly removed from the anchor slot and assigned to reporting duties back for reasons that were never entirely clear. Lo and behold she has recently reappeared back as Fox Report anchor but her pants have not. Go figure.
Martha MacCallum is another Fox lady who used to regularly wear pants but now seems to assiduously adhere to the the skirts and dresses culture. In fact the only lady who does regularly wear pants in the Fox studio these days in Megyn Kelly, albeit infrequently (once or twice a month if that) and it doesn't seem to have halted her meteoric and much deserved climb through the organization.
Laying my cards on the table I really don't have a problem with either Fox politics or their very transparent policy when it comes to skirts, dresses heels and shapely legs. In fact I rather enjoy the fact that the legions of Fox ladies who never, ever wear pants in the FNC Studio - Ainsley Earhart, Jenna Lee, Andrea Tantaros, Jedidiah Billa, Juliet Huddy, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Jo Nousochousky, Cheryl Casone, Heather Childers, Lori Rothman, Harris Faulkner, Sandra Smith, Heather Nauert, Shannon Bream, Molly Line, Patti Ann Browne and yes Gretchen Carlson to name but a few - drive the feminists wild with rage. And being primarily conservative women, I suspect that the ladies themselves rather enjoy tweaking the feminists' tail by dressing in a way that flatters and expresses their femininity, in defiance of the prevailing Maoist/feminist PC notion that a woman has to dress in a dull boring pant suit in order to be taken seriously in her career. Moreover, lets face it, far from being male chauvinist stooges these women are great role models of female success - very intelligent, highly educated, beautiful and well remunerated. Good luck to them and kudos to Fox for showcasing their talents in every sense of the word.
Hahahahahahhaha. *gasp* Hahahahahhahahahhahaahahaha.
That's right, Dave. Nobody is watching FoxNews for their content... it's for the legs. Hahahahahhahahahhahhahhaha. "Conservative leaning news and principles can't possibly be popular... what can we pin their success on? How about skirts?" Hahahahhahahhahahahhahaha.
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