Hey No. 4.
Iâ€™m picking up what you're puttinâ€™ down.
And probably pushing, pulling and plyo-ing.
Brett Favre, Iâ€™ve got one word for your spring 2014 look â€“ dayuuuuuuuuuum.
Youâ€™ve combined the very on-trend "unkempt, rugged, mountain man" look with a completely jacked â€˜bod to prove saxxxy really begins after retirement.
Your facial hair is beyond legitimate, challenging any reality starâ€™s ducky mojo. Your strands unkempt and untouched by "Just for Men," have rallied and won for the title of "Silver Fox." I imagine that hairstyle is the product of a clean buzz grown out with nary a trim â€“ brilliantly stating "DGAF."
The outfit is right in line with this. The simple, monochromatic T-shirt and jeans looks as if it was fetched out of the hamper and hastily thrown on after realizing that you needed something to holster your phone.Â
But, itâ€™s that physique that has my jaw dropping. Clearly, youâ€™ve been working on your fitness, bro. You look ready to throw redwood tree trunks across the football field.Â
I do hope youâ€™ll divulge the training plan and nutritional fuel that has generated this transformation. And I hope even more that some sort of professional athletic endeavor has motivated it. (Or at least a Menâ€™s Fitness Magazine cover to show off all that hard work!)
Until then, Iâ€™ll be dreaming of tree trunks sailing over the frozen tundra.
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