Last Saturday was a 50-something degree day that was perfect for biking, grilling, the St. Patrick’s parade and, apparently, confessing your sins at a busy intersection wearing nothing but tighty-whities.
103.7 KISS-FM was one of the first to post a photo of the phenomenon but I had to track down the man who quickly became hashtagged as #bradystreetcheater and, thanks to the miracle of Facebook, I found Dane Jensen.
Jensen says he was, indeed, the "Brady Street cheater" and that he spent about 30 minutes standing at the intersection of Brady and Van Buren Streets holding a self-made sign reading "I cheated because I'm a douche."
"I did it because I cheated on someone," says Jensen. "It did produce the desired results; however, I was asked to respect the anonymity of the other members involved."
File this one away, fellas, for when you reallllllly eff up. But I might recommend boxers.