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NFL fan bases ranked, cheeseheads fill No. 2 spot


Have you ever sat down and started making notes on the various NFL fan bases and tried to rank them according to some sort of coherent criteria? I have. And it wasn't easy.

So here's my list of the best fan bases in the NFL. This is not just home attendance. Not just a national fan base that shows up at bars and road games. Not just knowledge or dedication. All of the above. And weighted. Only I can't even say how. There is no formula. This is purely my opinion. Read it, and get mad.

1. Pittsburgh: For some reason, I just never seem to meet an obnoxious Steelers fan. (I know, there's a guy in your office I need to meet first.) These guys know their current team, they know their history, and they keep it all in pretty good perspective. If I've got to choose one "fan base" to sit down and drink a beer with, the "Stillers" fans get the nod.

2. Green Bay: No doubt Packers fans are insanely dedicated. To sit in Lambeau through the most arctic temps in the league year after year, is amazing. However, something about the Favre-worship bothers me. Not to mention getting married at the stadium. Part of me says to those people: get a life, it is only football. The other part is just jealous.

3. Miami: Whenever I meet a Dolphins fan in another city, the thing that impresses me is that he always has a really good take on what the hell is going on with his team many miles away. Too bad all the bar stool Fish fans from around the country can't get their asses down to Miami every now and then, because the locals can't ever seem to sell out the stadium for an entire season.

4. Dallas: In the city itself, these guys and girls are shameless front runners. There were non-sellouts during the Campo and Gailey regimes -- unacceptable, no matter how bad those guys were. But the Cowboy diehards around the country that have loved the team since Staubach and yet NEVER lived there, are smart and up to date on stuff. Even though some will act like rooting for the team since Aikman qualifies as a long time. I hate to admit it, but the Cowboys truly are "America's Team."

5. Oakland: Flat out, the biggest bunch of jerk fans in the NFL. Not altogether very knowledgeable, rational or employable. They obviously take their cues from the Greaser In Charge, Al Davis. What did you expect? Commitment to Excellence is easily the most pretentious slogan in sports, and their fans quote it as if it were Holy Scripture. Sadly though, like ants at a picnic, Raider fans are everywhere.

6. Cleveland: The city is too damn small, and the franchise without nearly enough past glory to have as many national fans as they do, but few teams pack bars in faraway cities like they do.

7. Chicago: When you are market No. 3, you will have plenty of fans scattered around the country, but the team's total lack of any player or season worth caring about since 1985 has kept this group very quiet.

8. New York Giants: Even worse than just being a New York team, the Giants reach deeper into New Jersey than the Yankees. And as usual, New York sports fans are just soooo endearing to everyone else around the country. Ugh.

9. Denver: I hardly know anybody who is from Denver, or ever lived there. Yet they seem to have a strong following that extends well beyond the local populace who keep the Broncos among the league leaders in consecutive home sellouts.

10. Philadelphia: Insanely loyal, intensely knowledgeable and neurotic to the core. Nothing good can come from anything the Eagles do in their minds. The fans that booed the McNabb pick on draft day, are now the ones saying he was their guy all along.

11. Washington: Once upon a time, a simply great core of fans. Sadly, Dan Snyder's lifeless mausoleum of greed (FedEx Field) has permanently softened the home field edge, and has also driven off five to 10 percent of the base in disgust of his hyper-spending, meddling ways.

12. Kansas City: The only team between Denver and St. Louis, fans of the Chiefs are hard core and legit, even though I rarely run into any around the country. Home field edge is no fluke, these fans rock on Sundays.

13. Buffalo: When you live under God's Snow Machine (Lake Erie), you are already a little bit insane. Yet, I've found Bills fans to be very easy to talk to without wanting to punch them in the face. You can't say that about many fan bases in the NFL that has a team which enjoyed a good amount of success recently. I guess LOSING all four Super Bowls, kept them humble. Otherwise, they might be insufferable.

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steelershotline | Nov. 30, 2006 at 8:49 a.m. (report)

Steve: Thank you for recognizing the greatest fan base of any pro sport, that being the Pittsburgh Steelers, Steelers Nation. Maybe Fox Sport's Jim Reineking can learn from you after he disagreed and said the Packers are number one in his column this past Monday (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6214388). If you want to see more of the power of Steelers Nation go to my web site at http://snu.steelershotline.com. Thanks again! Harvey "Mr. Steeler" Aronson www.steelershotline.com steelershotline@comcast.net

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OMCreader | Sept. 1, 2006 at 1:55 p.m. (report)

Richard Smith said: As a life long member of Steeler Nation, I totally agree with your analysis! It seems like the only ones who ever meet the mythical "obnoxious" Steeler fan are disgruntled fans of the Browns, Raiders, Patriots, Bengals or Seahawks (the latest in a long line of sore loser fans). Win or Lose, we love Our Steelers!!

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OMCreader | Sept. 1, 2006 at 9:33 a.m. (report)

Roy Crim said: whatever you need up there Milwaukee.. But isliving in the past a good thing?.. Miami as a loyal fan base? Both Miami and Dallas may be 1-2 in the illegal alien..demographic..but Miami and all of the old-people that move there to use it as the on-ramp to heaven..if they are football fans ..they have their team Washington and Green Bay represent the finest of fan base..each have been sold out before they outlawed the Chuck from the DB..Washington sells out a 95,000 seat stadium.. and Pittsburgh?..they might fill every sportsbar and demand their game be the only thing seen..but let them go 8-8 and you can get all the tickets you want.

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