On the 26th day of the second month of the 2016th year of our Lord, "Fuller House" will be unleashed upon the human species, and the world will know darkness and despair unlike any other.
In the meantime, here's the first official footage thanks to its latest trailer, premiered today on "Ellen" (jump to about 2:30 in the clip to get to the actual footage).Â
Yep, it's pretty much "Full House" again, complete with the whole original cast â€“ minus Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson, but, as co-star Dave Coulier told us last month, the door is happily open â€“ and all of the corniness, catchphrases and Kimmy Gibbler one could want and/or fear (plus what sounds like a re-done opening song in the background).
And in case you forgot why this existed, there's a whole scene dedicated to spouting out '90s phrases like a Buzzfeed post became sentient. That's right, '90s kids; I hope, after years of "The Office" and "Parks and Recreation," you like real old-school sitcoms again!
But you know what: After actually seeing some footage, I can't hate this thing. It's just too unapologetically sappy and innocently dopey, and the cast seems just so happy to be there together again.
If this truly is the "Full House"-men of the Apocalypse, there are worse ways to go out than with a sickly sweet San Francisco family learning easy life lessons while an orchestra of canned live audience awws and applauds. You do you, "Fuller House." Television's done worse.
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