By Molly Snyder Senior Writer Published Jul 11, 2016 at 10:04 PM

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Who needs to swipe right when your soul mate – or sweetie for the evening – might be right next to you in the beer line? It's true: for generations, outdoor festivals have served as mating grounds for randy and romantic hopefuls.

However, if you're not sure how to break the ice with someone who's rocking your festival world, OnMilwaukee came up with 100 pick-up lines ranging from sweet to twisted that might be worth a try.

  1. Can I see your other Summerfest smile?
  2. You really Amp me up.
  3. Can I cream your puff?
  4. Are those really empty stacked beer cups or are you just happy to see me?
  5. From the moment you stood on the bleachers you forever stood out in my mind.
  6. You know, once you Bo Black you never go back.
  7. You’re hot enough to be a fried eggplant stripper.
  8. There’s a music festival in my pants and you’re invited.
  9. I’d like to see you wearing nothing but a Miller Lite.
  10. Wanna enter through the South gate?
  11. Are you wearing anything under that kilt?
  12. I have very big hands and it’s not just because I’m holding a bag of Sil’s mini donuts.
  13. I saw you on the playground. Are you a swinger? 
  14. Nice Wong(‘s Wok).
  15. Care to lick my mozzarella stick?
  16. Let’s get our rocks off on the rocks.
  17. I’ll take you to places higher than the SkyGlider. 
  18. Are you kinky enough to paddle my boat?
  19. Will you save me a seat in your Big Backyard?
  20. I'd like to butter your cob.
  21. If you hang with me, you’ll be making O faces at the Oasis.
  22. Call us the drum circle, because we’ll be pounding each other all day long.
  23. Are you an Imagine Dragons show at Summerfest? Because you’ve got an insane amount of people trying to get in you.
  24. Oooh, baby. I can make you hit all the high notes!
  25. If you think that’s a big guitar, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
  26. This band may rock, but not nearly as much as you do.
  27. Let’s skip the fireworks and make some of our own.
  28. I'm hung like a blue ribbon-winning horse.
  29. You must work at Cousin’s ... cuz you’re giving me a foot-long.
  30. Smell that? It's my sweet hot nuts.
  31. Let’s get into some serious treble together.
  32. If I take you up to the VIP deck, will you get down with me?
  33. If I’m nacho type I don’t know who is.
  34. I wanna Sting your Peter.
  35. I can’t get you backstage but can get I get in your pants?
  36. There’s a loaded milkshake waiting right here for you, baby.
  37. Are you the Hollywood Vampire’s keyboardist, cuz my organ is filling up with blood.
  38. Girl, you are so firkin hot I could tap you for hours.
  39. This ain't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for my love machine.
  40. For the price of that beer, you could've had me for the night.
  41. Lawd, I wish I was a fried pickle so I could swim in your spicy sauce.
  42. You see this Festa Italiana T-shirt I'm wearing? Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.
  43. You so hot, you fried my Old Fashioned.
  44. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
  45. Are you into German Fist?
  46. Wanna make a banana cherry fruit cup with me?
  47. Forget the Ferris wheel, you can ride me all night.
  48. You call it spilling beer on my shoes, I call it foreplay.
  49. Lite drinking now, heavy petting later?
  50. Hawaiian Shave Ice sounds kinky and I’m in.
  51. Can I airbrush your name on my butt?
  52. Pull my pork?
  53. It’s impossible to notice the lake with so much natural beauty in my presence.
  54. I don’t wanna brag, but I have a really big gig.
  55. Let’s do the combo platter all night long. 
  56. Skinny dip in the lake with me?
  57. My favorite stage is when you’re in a horny stage.
  58. Wanna get matching toe rings?
  59. I don’t care which restroom you use as long as I’m in the stall with you.
  60. No reserved seating needed with me, just sit right down on my lap.
  61. I had my handwriting analysed and it revealed I’m one sexy motherf*cker.
  62. Take a photo with me in the big chair this year and every year for the next 50.
  63. I’ll buy you a cowboy hat if you’ll ride bareback.
  64. My gates are open after midnight.
  65. You’re my ticket to everything.
  66. There’s a magician on the stage, but let’s make magic in my bedroom.
  67. Those guitar strings got nothing on my heartstrings when you’re around.
  68. Join me on the SkyGlider and become a member of the 30-Foot-High Club. 
  69. I want to lick you on a stick.
  70. Storm my Bastille, baby!
  71. Sit on the rocks with me and tell me something you’ve never told anyone.
  72. I’d ask if you wanted your caricature done but the drawing would be one huge heart.
  73. We’re just two lonely people at The Rebel Stage. Wanna get matching tattoos?
  74. My Johnson is totally out of Control.
  75. Busk for my love and I’ll play you forever.
  76. I have a really big tip for you.
  77. Fill me past the beer cup line.
  78. I might not be able to entertain you for 11 days, but I promise it will be longer than 11 seconds.
  79. I already got a henna tattoo of your face. I hope that’s not creepy.
  80. I want to dedicate all the Summerfest bricks to you.
  81. Saw you at Will Call. Will you call out my name in ecstasy?
  82. Let’s put the "fun" back in funnel cake.
  83. Stand in line with me forever.
  84. You pop all the tent stakes when you walk through the marketplace.
  85. I’ll be the Paul to your McCartney.
  86. Ever do it in a root beer barrel?
  87. I wanna plow your crops.
  88. If you dropped your scoop of ice cream on the festival ground, I’d give you mine.
  89. Let’s play corn hole … in the back seat of my van.
  90. You don’t need a wristband to come back for more from me.
  91. Summerfest starts at noon and so do nooners. Coincidence?
  92. That Too Much Metal T-shirt you’re wearing is going to look great later on my bedroom floor.
  93. The woman trying to sell replacement windows looks as lonely as my heart felt before I saw you.
  94. Are those the Femmes playing? "Why can’t I get just one …"
  95. You might have already eaten a brat, but want a little more German in you?
  96. I’ll buy you a fresh lemonade if you’ll be my squeeze.
  97. Wanna test out this hot tub with me?
  98. Summerfest now, hummerfest after?
  99. I wish I had a sash because you are the fairest of the Fair.
  100. Did you see the "OnMilwaukee 100 Things To Do" billboards? Number one is me doing you.

Molly Snyder started writing and publishing her work at the age 10, when her community newspaper printed her poem, "The Unicorn.” Since then, she's expanded beyond the subject of mythical creatures and written in many different mediums but, nearest and dearest to her heart, thousands of articles for OnMilwaukee.

Molly is a regular contributor to FOX6 News and numerous radio stations as well as the co-host of "Dandelions: A Podcast For Women.” She's received five Milwaukee Press Club Awards, served as the Pfister Narrator and is the Wisconsin State Fair’s Celebrity Cream Puff Eating Champion of 2019.