Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but hot is not.
We're kidding, of course: everyone has a different definition of what makes a person sexy. Whether it's classic good looks, a pretty face, a rockin' body or just a hot personality, Milwaukee is no slouch when it comes to sex appeal (is that a brat in your pocket?).
But to drill a list down to just 100 took more work than you might think. Sure, we could list your neighbor or the check-out girl at Sendik's or the FedEx guy -- but to build a list of 100 Milwaukeeans you've heard of, well, that took an agonizing amount of research. Mind you, we're not complaining.
Yes, we know that the "that you've heard of" part makes this list a little controversial, and we fully expect you to dissect, criticize and add to this list of 100 hotties using the Talkback feature below. Many of our friends and colleagues are already giving us the silent treatment for not including them on the list, so let us know where we missed the boat.
And before you get too hot and bothered, remember that this list is alphabetized. So no, No. 1 isn't necessarily hotter than No. 99 (but No. 1 is definitely hotter than No. 100).
Turn down the lights, put on some sexy music and read on, Milwaukee.
- Clarissa Anderson, former Project Runway model
- Vanessa Andrew, co-founder, Fasten Collective
- Joanne Anton, aide to Sen. Herb Kohl
- Erin Austin, radio personality, WKTI-FM
- Sherry Bantug, Milwaukee Public Market
- Ami Bedi, restaurateur
- Eric Benet, singer
- Brad Beyer, actor, "Jericho"
- Kate Blake, owner, shoo
- Andrew Bogut, Milwaukee Bucks
- Ryan Braun, Milwaukee Brewers
- George Bregar, head roaster, Alterra
- DJ Brooks, musician, Citizen King and New Sense, restaurateur, Good Life
- Tanya Bruski and Jess McCluskey, co-owners, Burnhearts
- Tate Bunker, filmmaker
- Sharon Celek, interior designer
- Ashley Chapman, singer, Red Knife Lottery
- Bryan Cherry, musician, Bryan Cherry Band
- Evan Christian, musician
- Kristi Chuckel, Summerfest
- Cookie Ciano, Brewcity Bruiser
- David Clarke, Milwaukee County Sheriff
- Catrina Clayton, owner, Urban Chic Clothing Co. / model
- Laura Lutter Cole, owner, Alaa Reed
- Preston Cole, Milwaukee city "tree guy"
- Alison De Castro, TV personality, "The Morning Blend"
- Theri deJoode, owner, Groom
- Drew Deuster, owner, Deep Bar Vodka Lounge / Decibel
- Stephanie Dosen, musician
- Charles Dwyer, artist
- Mike Eitel, restaurateur, Diablos Rojos
- Element Everest, rapper
- Kyle Fitzpatrick, artist
- Cody Franson, Milwaukee Admirals
- Kat Froehlich, radio personality, 88Nine
- Georgina Gast, bartender, Mi-key's
- Mike Gousha, TV news analyst, WISN-TV
- Suzanne Grzanna, musician
- J.J. Hardy, Milwaukee Brewers
- Corey Hart, Milwaukee Brewers
- Chrystina Head, news reporter, WITI-TV
- Richard Jefferson, Milwaukee Bucks
- Robert and William Jenkins, restaurateurs, Bayou
- Rob Jeter, coach, UWM Panthers
- Scott Johnson, entrepreneur/restaurateur, Palomino, etc.
- Smashalina Jolie, Brewcity Bruiser
- Tatiana Jouravel, dancer, Milwaukee Ballet
- Gabe Kapler, Milwaukee Brewers
- Dasha Kelly, owner, Mecca nightclub, poet, author
- Michael King, ex-Milwaukee Wave
- Nicole Koglin, TV news reporter, WITI-TV
- Goran Kralj, musician, The Gufs
- Trenni Kusnierek, TV sports reporter, MLB Network
- Jen Lada, TV sports reporter, WITI-TV
- Julia LaLoggia, restaurateur, Stonefly, etc.
- Lane Lambert, coach, Milwaukee Admirals
- Marisa Graff-Lange, restaurateur, Classic Slice
- Faythe Levine, artist
- Adam Lucks, executive chef, Comet Café
- Wesley Matthews, Jr., Marquette University basketball
- Greg Matzek, radio personality, WTMJ-AM
- Dylan McConaghy, bartender, Bryant's
- Melissa McCrady, TV news reporter, WTMJ-TV
- Meg McKenzie, radio personality, WRIT-FM
- Bobby Head, co-owner, Centanni and Soho 7
- Tina Medley, bartender, Hi-Hat
- Erin Monfre, Marquette women's basketball player
- Leslie Montemurro, restaurateur, Fuel, etc.
- Tarik Moody, radio personality, 88Nine
- Jennifer Morales, Milwaukee School Board member
- Caitlin Morrall, Miss Wisconsin USA 2007
- Lyra O'Brien, TV weather forecaster, WISN-TV
- Kidd O'Shea, radio personality, WMYX-FM
- Cesar Palace, musician, 5-Card Studs
- Sam Page, actor, "Mad Men"
- Ted Perry, TV news anchor, WITI-TV
- Marc Petrocci, dancer, Milwaukee Ballet
- Paul Piaskoski, TV news anchor, WDJT-TV
- Michael Redd, Milwaukee Bucks
- Shanel Regier, fashion designer
- Jennifer Reyes, TV news reporter, WITI-TV
- Luke Ridnour, Milwaukee Bucks
- Shannon Ross, owner, Shag
- Kris Maedke-Russell, musician, Father Phoenix / Call Me Lightning
- Michelle Rutkowski, radio personality, WLUM-FM
- Paul Ryan, congressman
- Kenny Seibert, musician, Decibully
- BJ Seidel, musician, Decibully / bar owner, Burnheart's
- Steve Servais, co-founder, Pragmatic Construction
- Amanda Shalhoub, radio personality, WUWM-FM
- Tony Smith, ex-Marquette star / NBA commentator
- Stephanie, dancer, Bucks' Energee!
- Jessica Szhor, actress, "Gossip Girl"
- Erin Toner, radio personality, WUWM-FM
- Nebi Torbica, owner, Moct
- Dan Van Rite, chef, Hinterland
- Toya Washington, TV news anchor, WISN-TV
- Nick Waraksa, artist, fashion designer
- Deanne Wecker, owner, Dee's Wine Shop
- The staff of OnMilwaukee.com
