We Milwaukee millennials have plenty of time to love things, because most of us can't get jobs.
And when we get pulled over, we're sad the cop doesn't have an Irish accent.
It's so little. And it's locally made. That means it's good for me, right?
3. Brady Street
See also: scarves and fedoras.
4. Instagramming photos of our morning lakeside run
#nofilter (Also, a sly way of letting all your social media followers know that you work out.)
Also, we all claim to never listen to KISS FM anymore...but we do. Every morning. Wes, Rahney and Alley, man.
6. The Pabst Theater's Ten Buck Shows
So cheap! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE, PABST.
7. "Man From Milwaukee" by Hanson
OMG! Hanson knows where I live!
But then we're happy to come back to a downtown we can actually drive around in.
Because there's that awesome part at the end where we just get to lie there with the lights off.
Look at those happy people. They probably have dental insurance.
11. Mike Gousha
No one will ever read the news like you, Mike. Please come back.
We pretend to go there for an ironic nostalgia-fest, but really, we just want to skate around to "Bye Bye Bye."
13. Dirty Girl Mud Run
All my ladies say heyyyyy.
14. Signing gubernatorial recall petitions
Also, that Wisconsin-as-fist picture. We love that.
15. Camping drunk
Because doing it any other way doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
16. Target Free First Thursdays
Free air conditioning!
17. MAM After Dark
Like a club, with culture. A culture club. (Yes, we know what Culture Club is.)
18. Old Economy Steve meme
PARENTS JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND, YOU GUYS.
19. The Lakefront Brewery Tour
Because we get to drink during the day, but we feel like we earned it.