By Molly Snyder Senior Writer Published Mar 09, 2009 at 7:54 AM

March may be cold, but it's hot and heavy here at as we celebrate our first-ever Sex Week. We're taking a mature look at local video and sex toy shops, area strip clubs, sexy Milwaukee events -- and even some connections between Brew City and Playboy magazine. It's serious, responsible, adult-themed content -- but don’t worry, parents, we’ll keep it PG-13 in case junior stumbles upon these stories as turns a pale shade of blue for seven days.

In an ancient episode of "Friends," Ross  makes a "freebie list" of celebrities he would like to have his girlfriend Rachel’s blessing to have sex with if the unlikely opportunity presented itself.

This semi-famous episode prompted couples over the last decade to make similar lists. For the most part, the lists are made jokingly, however, if the opportunity really did arise, it would be fascinating to see what happened.

Spouse 1: You’re not going to believe this, honey, but I ran into Natalie Portman at karaoke last night and we really hit it off and she mentioned she’d like to have sex with me.
Spouse 2: Well, dear, I’m gonna have to say "go for it" considering she’s on the top of your freebie list. Which reminds me, I just added Danny Gokey to mine.

My husband and I made a list like this over cocktails many years ago, and topping the list for both of us was punk / folk musician Ani DiFranco. If memory serves, I think I also listed Johnny Depp, James Spader (not the modern day, puffy Spader, but the "Sex, Lies and Videotape" version of Spader) and rocker Lenny Kravitz.

How about you? If you could have a celebrity "freebie," who would it be?

Molly Snyder started writing and publishing her work at the age 10, when her community newspaper printed her poem, "The Unicorn.” Since then, she's expanded beyond the subject of mythical creatures and written in many different mediums but, nearest and dearest to her heart, thousands of articles for OnMilwaukee.

Molly is a regular contributor to FOX6 News and numerous radio stations as well as the co-host of "Dandelions: A Podcast For Women.” She's received five Milwaukee Press Club Awards, served as the Pfister Narrator and is the Wisconsin State Fair’s Celebrity Cream Puff Eating Champion of 2019.