It's no surprise that this land of liberally-flowing libations that we call home would have some of the funniest bar names of all time. (Although there a few bars in San Francisco's Castro neighborhood that have some extremely witty, sexually-over-the-top names.)
All of the following bars are located in Milwaukee (or "Greater" Milwaukee) and still in operation. Our suggestion: Make a pilgrimage to one of these places or, better yet, organize a pub crawl to check out each and every one of these marvelously monikerred watering holes.
By the way, if anyone gets to "Gene's Unicorn II," pick us up a T-shirt.
Jimmy Lost His Marbles
3172 S. 8th St.
Fred's Never Inn, But Sue Is
5819 W. National Ave.
Butch's Liar's Club
3907 S. Lake Dr.
Bigalke's
3300 S. 27tt St.
Club Whatever
2901 N. 23rd St.
Diane's Second Chance Saloon
9430 S. 27th St., Oak Creek
Fuzzy's
733 W. Oklahoma Ave.
Gene's Unicorn II
3412 W. National Ave.
Laurie's It Ain't Heaven
S91 W27850 National Ave., Mukwonago
Mr. Bill's
4607 S. Whitnall Ave.
Norm's Altruistic Lounge
1422 W. Center St.
Pfudpuckers
921 Friedman Dr., Waukesha
The Pickled Egg
206 Oakton Ave., Pewaukee
Skippy Yipman's Sports Pub & Grub
113 Green Bay Rd., Thiensville
Stubbie's on the Avenue
5142 S. Packard Ave., Cudahy
Gee Willicker's
2578 N. Dousman St.
My Office
736 N. Milwaukee St.
Molly Snyder started writing and publishing her work at the age 10, when her community newspaper printed her poem, "The Unicorn.” Since then, she's expanded beyond the subject of mythical creatures and written in many different mediums but, nearest and dearest to her heart, thousands of articles for OnMilwaukee.
Molly is a regular contributor to FOX6 News and numerous radio stations as well as the co-host of "Dandelions: A Podcast For Women.” She's received five Milwaukee Press Club Awards, served as the Pfister Narrator and is the Wisconsin State Fair’s Celebrity Cream Puff Eating Champion of 2019.
