By Andy Tarnoff Publisher Published Oct 17, 2008 at 12:44 PM

OK, I lied. I said I wasn't going to blog any more about the Brewers this year.

But with a decision imminent on the next Brewers' manager, I started looking at the options available and decided to place some odds on the following chances. (This blog is for entertainment purposes only -- but mostly because you'd surely lose money if you wagered on any of these ridiculous odds):

Dale Sveum: 2 to 1
Bob Brenly: 6 to 1
Ken Macha: 8 to 1
Willie Randoph: 8 to 1
Bobby Valentine: 10 to 1
Mike Hargrove: 14 to 1
Gabe Kapler (player/manager): 15 to 1
Robin Yount: 19 to 1
Paul Molitor: 27 to 1
Phil Garner: 35 to 1
Mark Attanasio: 40 to 1
Bob Uecker: 55 to 1
Johnny Logan: 250 to 1
Pat Listach: 300 to 1
Del Crandall: 400 to 1
Tom Trebelhorn: 938 to 1
Larry Krystkowiak: 1,200 to 1
Guido the Doorman: 1,752 to 1
Miller High Life Delivery Guy: 2,000 to 1
Ned Yost: 1,000,000 to 1
Andy Tarnoff: 10,000,000 to 1

Andy is the president, publisher and founder of OnMilwaukee. He returned to Milwaukee in 1996 after living on the East Coast for nine years, where he wrote for The Dallas Morning News Washington Bureau and worked in the White House Office of Communications. He was also Associate Editor of The GW Hatchet, his college newspaper at The George Washington University.

Before launching in 1998 at age 23, he worked in public relations for two Milwaukee firms, most of the time daydreaming about starting his own publication.

Hobbies include running when he finds the time, fixing the rust on his '75 MGB, mowing the lawn at his cottage in the Northwoods, and making an annual pilgrimage to Phoenix for Brewers Spring Training.