The weather's finally warming up, festivals and live music are returning, and people are beginning to gather comfortably once again. Normal ... is almost here. But normal ... is also exhausting. I mean, do you even remember what having plans was like? It was terrible! You had to leave the house and put on pants and everything. If conversations were going poorly or you just wanted to leave, you couldn't just hold still and pretend your Zoom call froze.
Luckily, you don't have to leave if you don't want to, and Netflix -conveniently – has a whole bunch of new movies and TV shows to tempt you into staying and keeping that year-old butt groove on the couch growing. While older films aren't usually what Netflix excels at, for next month, the Big Red Streaming Monolith snached up a bunch of cult favorites and retro hits like "The Big Lebowski," "Stand By Me," "Love Jones," "Streets of Fire" and more. (OK, they're only as old as the '80s – but in our new streaming world, that's as ancient as you can find.)
Plus there's some recent crowd-winning Oscar winners like "Million Dollar Baby" and "Silver Linings Playbook" on the docket as well. And I'm calling it now: "Vampire Academy" will blast up to number one on the Netflix charts and inspire a bunch of critical reappraisals and recclamation pieces in about two and a half weeks.
Of course, the Originals are where Netflix hopes to create the most buzz, and they've got quite a few options that should get people talking – from the newly acquired Kevin Hart dramedy "Fatherhood" to a second season of "Too Hot to Handle" (hopefully this round realizes we're there for fun and not life lessons) to round two with the French heist show "Lupin" to the comic book adaptation "Sweet Tooth" and even a new Liam Neeson action movie. This time, he's a ice road trucker! Wait, didn't he already do that? Hold on, that was "The Grey." Or was it "Cold Pursuit"? Doesn't matter. They're all your dad's favorite movies.
So if you're not ready to get into the world yet, don't worry: Netflix has your back – and your next binge-watch. Because while the outside world might have nice weather, live music, festivals and more, Netflix now has a movie called "Ninja Assasin." Soooooo ...
Here are the new movies and television shows coming to Netflix in June.
June 1
"Abduction"
"The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog" season 1
"American Outlaws"
"Bad Teacher"
"The Best Man"
"The Big Lebowski"
"Black Holes: The Edge of All We Know"
"CoComelon: A Sunny Day for Play"
"Cradle 2 the Grave"
"Flipped"
"Fools Rush In"
"Happy Endings" seasons 1-3
"I Am Sam"
"Love Jones"
"Million Dollar Baby"
"Ninja Assassin"
"Seven Souls in the Skull Castle" seasons Moon Jogen and Moon Kagen
"Stand By Me"
"Starsky & Hutch"
"Streets of Fire"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Super Monsters: Once Upon a Rhyme"
"Swordfish"
"The Wedding Guest"
"What Women Want"
"The Wind"
June 2
"2 Hearts"
"Alone" season 7
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Carnaval"
"Kim's Convenience" season 5
June 3
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Alan Saldana: Locked Up"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Creator's File: Gold"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Dancing Queens"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Eternal The Movie: Part 1-2"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Summertime" season 2
June 4
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Breaking Boundaries: The Science of Our Planet"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Feel Good" season 2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Sweet Tooth"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Trippin' with the Kandasamys"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Xtreme"
June 5
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Kitty Love: An Homage to Cats"
June 7
"Vampire Academy"
June 9
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Awake"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Fresh, Fried and Crispy"
"L.A.'s Finest" season 2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Tragic Jungle"
June 10
"A Haunted House 2"
"Camellia Sisters"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Locombianos"
June 11
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Love (ft. Marriage and Divorce)" season 2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Lupin" part 2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Skater Girl"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Trese"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Wish Dragon"
June 13
"The Devil Below"
"Picture a Scientist"
June 14
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Elite Short Stories"
June 15
"FTA"
"Let's Eat"
"Life of Crime"
"Power Rangers Dino Fury" season 1
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Rhyme Time Town" season 2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Unwind Your Mind"
"Sir! No Sir!"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Workin' Moms" season 5
June 16
"Lowriders"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Penguin Town"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Silver Skates"
June 17
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Black Summer" season 2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The Gift" season 3
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Hospital Playlist" season 2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Katla"
"Silver Linings Playbook"
June 18
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "A Family"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Elite" season 4
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Fatherhood"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Jagame Thandhiram"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The Rational Life"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The World's Most Amazing Vacation Rentals"
June 19
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Nevertheless"
June 22
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "This Is Pop"
June 23
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Good on Paper"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The House of Flowers: The Movie"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Murder by the Coast"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Too Hot to Handle" season 2
June 24
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Godzilla Singular Point"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The Naked Director" season 2
"The Seventh Day"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Sisters on Track"
June 25
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The A List" season 2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The Ice Road"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Sex/Life"
June 26
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Wonder Boy"
June 28
"Killing Them Softly"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The Seven Deadly Sins: Dragon's Judgement"
June 29
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "StarBeam" season 4
June 30
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "America: The Motion Picture"
"Lying and Stealing"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Sophie: A Murder in West Cork"
June TBA
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Ali & Ratu Ratu Queens"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Jiva!"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Ray"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Record of Ragnarok"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "So Not Worth It"
As much as it is a gigantic cliché to say that one has always had a passion for film, Matt Mueller has always had a passion for film. Whether it was bringing in the latest movie reviews for his first grade show-and-tell or writing film reviews for the St. Norbert College Times as a high school student, Matt is way too obsessed with movies for his own good.
When he's not writing about the latest blockbuster or talking much too glowingly about "Piranha 3D," Matt can probably be found watching literally any sport (minus cricket) or working at - get this - a local movie theater. Or watching a movie. Yeah, he's probably watching a movie.