After weeks of lead-up (not to mention unpleasant reports about rampant toxic water and Zika virus, but *puts fingers in ears* la la la can't hear you), the torch has finally been lit and the games are underway.
But when is the gymnastics team on? And when can I catch some table tennis matches? What is handball and when I can I see this craziness as soon as possible?
We're here to help.
Organized sport by sport, here's when you can catch everything on TV for the next two weeks of sporting prowess.
Archery
Tuesday, Aug. 9
- 11 a.m. – MSNBC
- 2 p.m. – NBC Sports Network
Wednesday, Aug. 10
- 8 a.m. – USA Network
- 4 p.m. – CNBC
Thursday, Aug. 11
- 7 a.m. – NBC Sports Network
- 8:45 a.m. – NBC Sports Network
- 1:30 p.m. – NBC Sports Network
Friday, Aug. 12
- 7 a.m. – NBC Sports Network
- 3:15 p.m. – NBC Sports Network
Badminton
Thursday, Aug. 11
- 9:30 a.m. – USA Network
- 2 p.m. – USA Network
- 4 p.m. – CNBC
Friday, Aug. 12
- 11 a.m. – MSNBC
Saturday, Aug. 13
- 12:30 p.m. – MSNBC
Sunday, Aug. 14
- 3 p.m. – CNBC
Monday, Aug. 15
- 11:30 a.m. – USA Network
- 2 p.m. – MSNBC
Tuesday, Aug. 16
- 10 a.m. – USA Network
- 2 p.m. – NBC Sports Network
- 2 p.m. – USA Network
Wednesday, Aug. 17
- 8 a.m. – USA Network
- 10:45 a.m. – USA Network
- 2:15 p.m. – USA Network
Thursday, Aug. 18
- 9 a.m. – USA Network
Friday, Aug. 19
- 8 a.m. – USA Network
- 10 a.m. – MSNBC
- 10:30 – USA Network
Saturday, Aug. 20
- 11 a.m. – MSNBC
- 1:15 p.m. – USA Network
Basketball
Tuesday, Aug. 9
- 10:15 a.m. – Women's preliminary: Australia vs. France, Basketball Channel
- 12 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Spain vs. Brazil, NBC Sports Network and Telemundo and Basketball Channel
- 3:30 p.m. – Women's preliminary: Brazil vs. Belarus, Basketball Channel
- 5 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Lithuania vs. Nigeria, Basketball Channel
- 6:45 p.m. – Women's preliminary: Turkey vs. Japan, Basketball Channel
- 8:30 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Argentina vs. Croatia, Basketball Channel
Wednesday, Aug. 10
- 10:15 a.m. – Women's preliminary: China vs. Spain, Basketball Channel
- 12 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Serbia vs. France, USA Network
- 1:30 p.m. – Women's preliminary: USA vs. Serbia, NBC Sports Network and Basketball Channel
- 3:15 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Serbia vs. France, Basketball Channel
- 5 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Australia vs. USA, NBC Sports Network and Basketball Channel
- 6:45 p.m. – Women's preliminary: Senegal vs. Canada, Basketball Channel
- 8:30 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Venezuela vs. China, Basketball Channel
Thursday, Aug. 11
- 10:15 a.m. – Women's preliminary: Belarus vs. Turkey, Basketball Channel
- 12 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Brazil vs. Croatia, USA Network and Telemundo and Basketball Channel
- 3:30 p.m. – Women's preliminary: France vs. Brazil, Basketball Channel
- 5 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Nigeria vs. Spain, NBC Universo and Basketball Channel
- 6:45 p.m. – Women's preliminary: Japan vs. Australia, Basketball Channel
- 8:30 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Lithuania vs. Argentina, Basketball Channel
Friday, Aug. 12
- 10:15 a.m. – Women's preliminary: Serbia vs. China, Basketball Channel
- 1:30 p.m. – Women's preliminary: Canada vs. USA, NBC Sports Network and Basketball Channel
- 3:15 p.m. – Men's preliminary: China vs. Australia, Basketball Channel
- 5 p.m. – Men's preliminary: USA vs. Serbia, NBC Sports Network and NBC Universo and Basketball Channel
- 6:45 p.m. – Women's preliminary: Spain vs. Senegal, Basketball Channel
- 8:30 p.m. – Men's preliminary: France vs. Venezuela, Basketball Channel
Saturday, Aug. 13
- 10:15 a.m. – Women's preliminary: Australia vs. Belarus, Basketball Channel
- 12 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Argentina vs. Brazil, USA Network and Basketball Channel
- 3:30 p.m. – Women's preliminary: Turkey vs. Brazil, Basketball Channel
- 5 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Spain vs. Lithuania, NBC Sports Network and Basketball Channel
- 6:45 p.m. – Women's preliminary: Japan vs. France, Basketball Channel
- 8:30 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Croatia vs. Nigeria, Basketball Channel
Sunday, Aug. 14
- 10 a.m. – Men's preliminary: USA vs. France, Telemundo
- 10:15 a.m. – Women's preliminary: China vs. USA, NBC and Basketball Channel
- 12 p.m. – Men's preliminary: USA vs. France, NBC Sports Network and Basketball Channel
- 3:30 p.m. – Women's preliminary: Senegal vs. Serbia, Basketball Channel
- 5 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Australia vs. Venezuela, Basketball Channel
- 6:45 p.m. – Women's preliminary: Spain vs. Canada, Basketball Channel
- 8:30 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Serbia vs. China, Basketball Channel
Monday, Aug. 15
- 12 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Nigeria vs. Brazil, Telemundo and MSNBC and Basketball Channel
- 5 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Spain vs. Argentina, NBC Sports Network and NBC Universo and Basketball Channel
- 8:30 p.m. – Men's preliminary: Lithuania vs. Croatia, Basketball Channel
Tuesday, Aug. 16
- 9 a.m. – Women's quarterfinal #1, Basketball Channel
- 12:30 p.m. – Women's quarterfinal #2, Basketball Channel
- 4:30 p.m. – Women's quarterfinal, NBC Sports Network
- 4:45 p.m. – Women's quarterfinal #3, Basketball Channel
- 8:15 p.m. – Women's quarterfinal #4, Basketball Channel
Wednesday, Aug. 17
- 9 a.m. – Men's quarterfinal #1, USA Network and Basketball Channel
- 12:30 p.m. – Men's quarterfinal #2, USA Network and Basketball Channel
- 4 p.m. – Men's quarterfinal, NBC Universo
- 4:30 p.m. – Men's quarterfinal, NBC Sports Network
- 4:45 p.m. – Men's quarterfinal #3, Basketball Channel
- 8 p.m. – Men's quarterfinal, NBC Sports Network and Basketball Channel
- 10 p.m. – Men's quarterfinal #4, Basketball Channel
Thursday, Aug. 18
- 1 p.m. – Women's semifinal, NBC Sports Network and Basketball Channel
- 5 p.m. – Women's semifinal, NBC Sports Network and Basketball Channel
Friday, Aug. 19
- 1:15 p.m. – Men's semifinal, NBC Sports Network and Basketball Channel
- 5 p.m. – Men's semifinal, CNBC and Basketball Channel
- 6 p.m. – Men's semifinal, NBC Universo
Saturday, Aug. 20
- 9:30 a.m. – Women's bronze medal game, USA Network and Basketball Channel
- 1:30 p.m. – Women's gold medal game, NBC and Basketball Channel
Sunday, Aug. 21
- 9:30 a.m. – Men's bronze medal game, NBC Sports Network and Basketball Channel
- 1:15 p.m. – Men's gold medal game, NBC and Telemundo and Basketball Channel
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Friday, Aug. 12
Saturday, Aug. 13
Sunday, Aug. 14
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Thursday, Aug. 18
Friday, Aug. 19
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Friday, Aug. 12
Saturday, Aug. 13
Sunday, Aug. 14
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Thursday, Aug. 18
Friday, Aug. 19
Saturday, Aug. 20
Sunday, Aug. 21
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Thursday, Aug. 18
Friday, Aug. 19
Saturday, Aug. 20
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Friday, Aug. 12
Saturday, Aug. 13
Sunday, Aug. 14
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Thursday, Aug. 18
Friday, Aug. 19
Saturday, Aug. 20
Sunday, Aug. 21
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Friday, Aug. 12
Saturday, Aug. 13
Sunday, Aug. 14
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Thursday, Aug. 18
Friday, Aug. 19
Saturday, Aug. 20
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Sunday, Aug. 14
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Friday, Aug. 19
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Friday, Aug. 12
Saturday, Aug. 13
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Saturday, Aug. 13
Sunday, Aug. 14
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Thursday, Aug. 18
Friday, Aug. 19
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Friday, Aug. 12
Saturday, Aug. 13
Sunday, Aug. 14
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Thursday, Aug. 18
Friday, Aug. 19
Saturday, Aug. 20
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Sunday, Aug. 14
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Friday, Aug. 12
Saturday, Aug. 13
Sunday, Aug. 14
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Thursday, Aug. 18
Friday, Aug. 19
Saturday, Aug. 20
Sunday, Aug. 21
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Thursday, Aug. 11
Thursday, Aug. 18
Saturday, Aug. 20
Friday, Aug. 19
Saturday, Aug. 20
Sunday, Aug. 21
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Thursday, Aug. 11
Friday, Aug. 12
Saturday, Aug. 13
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Saturday, Aug. 13
Sunday, Aug. 14
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Thursday, Aug. 18
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Friday, Aug. 12
Saturday, Aug. 13
Sunday, Aug. 14
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Friday, Aug. 12
Saturday, Aug. 13
Sunday, Aug. 14
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Friday, Aug. 19
Saturday, Aug. 20
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Friday, Aug. 12
Saturday, Aug. 13
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Thursday, Aug. 18
Friday, Aug. 19
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Saturday, Aug. 13
Sunday, Aug. 14
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Thursday, Aug. 18
Friday, Aug. 19
Saturday, Aug. 20
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Friday, Aug. 12
Saturday, Aug. 13
Sunday, Aug. 14
Friday, Aug. 12
Saturday, Aug. 13
Sunday, Aug. 14
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Thursday, Aug. 18
Friday, Aug. 19
Saturday, Aug. 20
Sunday, Aug. 21
Friday, Aug. 12
Saturday, Aug. 13
Thursday, Aug. 18
Saturday, Aug. 20
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Friday, Aug. 12
Saturday, Aug. 13
Sunday, Aug. 14
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Thursday, Aug. 18
Friday, Aug. 19
Saturday, Aug. 20
Sunday, Aug. 21
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Wednesday, Aug. 10
Thursday, Aug. 11
Friday, Aug. 12
Saturday, Aug. 13
Sunday, Aug. 14
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Thursday, Aug. 18
Friday, Aug. 19
Saturday, Aug. 20
Tuesday, Aug. 9
Friday, Aug. 12
Saturday, Aug. 13
Sunday, Aug. 14
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Sunday, Aug. 14
Monday, Aug. 15
Tuesday, Aug. 16
Wednesday, Aug. 17
Thursday, Aug. 18
Friday, Aug. 19
Saturday, Aug. 20
Sunday, Aug. 21
Beach volleyball
Boxing
Canoe/kayak
Cycling
Diving
Equestrian
Fencing
Field hockey
Golf
Gymnastics
Handball
Judo
Modern Pentathlon
Rhythmic Gymnastics
Rowing
Rugby
Sailing
Shooting
Soccer
Swimming
Synchronized Swimming
Table Tennis
Taekwondo
Tennis
Track and Field
Trampoline
Triathlon
Volleyball
Water Polo
Weightlifting
Wrestling
As much as it is a gigantic cliché to say that one has always had a passion for film, Matt Mueller has always had a passion for film. Whether it was bringing in the latest movie reviews for his first grade show-and-tell or writing film reviews for the St. Norbert College Times as a high school student, Matt is way too obsessed with movies for his own good.
When he's not writing about the latest blockbuster or talking much too glowingly about "Piranha 3D," Matt can probably be found watching literally any sport (minus cricket) or working at - get this - a local movie theater. Or watching a movie. Yeah, he's probably watching a movie.