By Brian Kramp and Jon Adler Special to Published Apr 09, 2007 at 9:58 AM

It’s hard enough to bounce back from a weekend in which you wake up to a celery design on your ottoman surrounded by peanut butter and carrots, but opening day at Miller Park will do that to you.  Thank God we didn’t have to broadcast our morning show from the parking lot.

Adler’s been hit by bottle before, and believe him it doesn’t feel good, but when we heard of the 12 Man Beer Bong our curiosity got the best of us and just had to talk to him.  I think he has 12 more My Space friends just because of us ... um, score Kramp and Adler 1, Opponents nil!
Speaking of scoring, we are two for two, it seems like every time we have a contestant from "Dancing With The Stars" on they get kicked off the next day.  Shadi Finnessey was no exception.  I thought that show was supposed to be broadcast live.
Mid way through the week we found an article online that stated we hate each other.  Yes, it was an April Fool’s joke from, but it hurt our feelings.  We cried because they lied.  And lying is wrong.  But hitting on a celebrity is right.

Soooo right, when she’s on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine covered in nothing but bullets.  Rosario Dawson from the new movie "Grindhouse" checked in with us -- now Kramp has a new girlfriend.  Don’t believe us?  Check out the Webcast.  He plans on taking her out for a steak dinner and then some dancing.  Kramp calls this move the Steak 'n’ Shake.  Works every time!

And that’s how to survive in South Central.  Word.