I tried Tab for the first time today.
I bought it from Koppa's, 1940 N. Farwell Ave. Side note, has there ever been a young female clerk who works there that isn't stoned? I mean that in the most positive of ways. You girls are awesome!
While I have never seen a Tab in person I have always been intrigued by the product which has seemingly depended on being a pop-culture punchline as a marketing tactic for the last 20 years.
So, I walk to the bonged out clerk with my Tab to check out and ask her how it is. And she drops a trademark "I just burned a jammer out back under the guise of taking out the trash" chuckle and assures me that "It's killer dude."
Well, she lied, unless Tab is like "Dark Side of the Moon" and you have to be super high and watching "The Wizard of Oz" to get into it.
It tastes like a crummy diet soda.
So, at the moment I am really not feeling this Tab but if someone needs some help taking the trash out I am willing to give it another try.
