This has to be the best local headline of the year: "Reports of people dressed as clowns raise concern in Waukesha." That headline ran in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel on Tuesday.
It’s for real. Clowns are running around Waukesha.
First, it was reported that a clown was spotted lurking around Carroll University. Sometimes this clown stands in the dark and stares at people. Someone caught a grainy photo of him standing on a corner in an orange jumpsuit in the dark. Police then said it was a teenage youth who is developmentally disabled. The youth’s mother denied that in a Fox 6 report, and she said her son does this to make people laugh. She said he’s only allowed to perform as a clown outside her house.
What? No, lady, he’s scaring people, so get him some help. And back in the house. Parents these days!
Then, the news media reported that there have been MORE reports of clowns in Waukesha who are not this woman’s son.
And, no, they are not Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton.
Police also told the media that it’s not illegal to stand on street corners dressed as a clown. It’s a free country, after all. Of course, the police deal with clowns all the time, so this is nothing new for them. It’s really safe in Waukesha, by the way; the police have time to respond to clown calls.
It’s a good thing it’s not illegal to walk around town as a clown. Otherwise, there’d be no one running for president. In Milwaukee, people get the Milverine and Tom Barrett. We get this guy.
No, not Nick Bohr. The clown.
No one knows the identity of the new copycat Waukesha clowns. However, there was supposedly an all-white clown, and there was also a green Jester that stood around waving. Police reportedly tracked the Jester’s footprints, but they led nowhere. Yes, in Waukesha, the cops have time to investigate clown sightings by tracking their footprints.
It is literally impossible to make a story this great up – unless you live near the clowns. Then, I admit, you would have a right to be freaked out. The clowns should knock it off. They are scaring people. People don’t really like clowns. Most people remember that John Wayne Gacy was a clown (although there doesn’t appear to be truth to rumors sex offenders are dressing up as Waukesha clowns). Usually you see Waukesha clowns at bar time.
Waukesha is always a little bit late when it comes to trends. In 2013, a "creepy Northampton clown" was reportedly terrifying residents in England. The clown looked like Pennywise, a creepy clown from a Stephen King movie. This clown would stand on a street corner and once even knocked on a person’s door, offering to paint their window sills. What? That clown even earned his own Twitter handle: #northamptonclown. The clown was later unmasked as a 22-year old guy named Alex Powell. Couldn’t he have been someone more interesting?
There have been plenty of other sightings too across the nation and the globe. Google "clown craze," and you get lots of stories of clowns terrorizing this community or that. Who knew it was a national epidemic. Scratch that. It's an international one.
In Florida, someone captured a clown smashing a pumpkin on camera. The story reported that, "clowning is already quite the craze in California. It started with a photography project, and the pictures have gone viral. Creepy comics are terrorizing some people and humoring others as they pose in front of monuments and prowl the streets. Now the mysterious behavior is spreading."
So be thankful the Waukesha clown isn’t even offering to paint everyone’s window sills. Yet.
Here's how social media responded:
For anyone who's in Waukesha does anybody notice the clown in a jumpsuit who stands and stares on Main street everyday for the past week — Angel Rocha (@bigpapirochaaa) November 11, 2015
Which one, Jordan, which one?
This clown in Waukesha is ruining my life — Jordan Mathusek (@JordanMathusek) November 24, 2015
Even the clown is being politicized!
We don’t get it either, Lexie. You’d have to be a clown to understand.
why does one find it fun to dress up as a clown and stay in downtown Waukesha I don't understand :-/ — Lexie Wendt (@lexie_wendtt) November 24, 2015
Note the date on this one:
Just woke up from a dream that I got taken by the clown guy in Waukesha. Well good thing he's, actually, behind bars. — Emilie (@EmilieMenges) November 9, 2013
Look at the date on this one too.
Looks like Waukesha has always had a problem with clowns.
What is the world coming to these days? Can’t people control their kids?
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Jessica McBride spent a decade as an investigative, crime, and general assignment reporter for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel and is a former City Hall reporter/current columnist for the Waukesha Freeman.
She is the recipient of national and state journalism awards in topics that include short feature writing, investigative journalism, spot news reporting, magazine writing, blogging, web journalism, column writing, and background/interpretive reporting. McBride, a senior journalism lecturer at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, has taught journalism courses since 2000.
Her journalistic and opinion work has also appeared in broadcast, newspaper, magazine, and online formats, including Patch.com, Milwaukee Magazine, Wisconsin Public Radio, El Conquistador Latino newspaper, Investigation Discovery Channel, History Channel, WMCS 1290 AM, WTMJ 620 AM, and Wispolitics.com. She is the recipient of the 2008 UWM Alumni Foundation teaching excellence award for academic staff for her work in media diversity and innovative media formats and is the co-founder of Media Milwaukee.com, the UWM journalism department's award-winning online news site. McBride comes from a long-time Milwaukee journalism family. Her grandparents, Raymond and Marian McBride, were reporters for the Milwaukee Journal and Milwaukee Sentinel.
Her opinions reflect her own not the institution where she works.