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I had the pleasure recently of attending a function at a nearby country club. In fine style, we wished well a veteran ad-man on the doorstep of his retirement. While standing at the bar, ordering a beverage, an associate approached me -- smiling from ear-to-ear. I inquired as to the source of his folly, and he stated: “I just shaved.”

May 08, 2007