Yesterday we got pumped for the upcoming Packers season by watching some of the team's finest moments, so let's balance ourselves out today by reading about why our blessed Green Bay Packers, the No. 1 reason why we gather on Sundays (sorry, God), suck.
Yep, Deadspin's annual Why Your Team Sucks series made it to the Green Bay Packers today – sooner than usual this year because the Packers sucked more than usual last season. And yes, that means author Drew Magary has more ammo than most recent years to fire at the Pack – including Coach Mike McCarthy's insistence than Bretty Hundley was a totally capable quarterback for a professional football team, the team's incredible discovery of free agency, some spicy Aaron Rodgers hot takes and some scorched earth analysis of the state of Wisconsin.
No, we do not come off great.
But we do have Super Bowl trophies – so that counts for something, right, admitted Vikings fan Drew Magary?
Read the piece, have a laugh, read the rest of Deadspin's daily Why Your Team Sucks series, have a laugh, watch these embarrassing Minnesota Vikings clips and have an even bigger laugh. Then watch as the Vikings disappoint this upcoming season because Kirk Cousins is a turnover machine and never stop laughing.
As much as it is a gigantic cliché to say that one has always had a passion for film, Matt Mueller has always had a passion for film. Whether it was bringing in the latest movie reviews for his first grade show-and-tell or writing film reviews for the St. Norbert College Times as a high school student, Matt is way too obsessed with movies for his own good.
When he's not writing about the latest blockbuster or talking much too glowingly about "Piranha 3D," Matt can probably be found watching literally any sport (minus cricket) or working at - get this - a local movie theater. Or watching a movie. Yeah, he's probably watching a movie.