I used up all my "Game of Thrones"-inspired, "the sky is falling" panicking in my Netflix June departures piece. So let's keep it smiles with today's newly released lineup of arrivals to the Big Red Streaming Monolith, which seems like even fewer theatrical releases than usual and even more anonymous Netflix Originals that you'll never hear about after this announcement. (Remember, Matt; we're being positive. Positive!)
Jokes aside, while June's lineup may seem a little skimpy on outside releases, its picks are solid. Two of the best movies of the last two years – "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse" and "20th Century Women" – will hop onto the streaming service, joined by some all-time retro classics including "Network," "Platoon," "Carrie" and "Cabaret." Christopher Nolan's first two Batman movies will return to Netflix for approximately the seventeenth time in the last two years, while animated hits "The Grinch" and "Ralph Breaks the Internet" will keep the kids occupied and inside during the beautiful summer weather.
And while many of the Netflix Originals on this list may sound like word jumbles Netflix CCO Ted Sarandos just picked out of a hat (Happy! Positive! Smiles! Not thinking about Disney+!), there are still several Big Red Streaming Monolith A-listers amongst the crowd. That includes a new Adam Sandler movie – though its very generic name, "Murder Mystery," does not inspire confidence that it's not just another lazy vacation for Sandler and company – a new collection of "Black Mirror" episodes to make you look at your iPhone with suspicion, a new and likely final season of "Jessica Jones," and a Bob Dylan concert film from none other than Martin Scorsese.
See, so much excitement! Disney+, Warner Bros. and NBCUniversal will definitely not poach all of the shows people actually watch on this streaming service! The future is bright and Netflix red! Get jazzed for the third season of "The Missing" and a new season of a cancelled Kiefer Sutherland show; that's definitely enough to keep this train running! Woo!
Anyways, here's the full lineup of movies and television shows coming to Netflix in June.
June 1
"50/50"
"A.I. Artificial Intelligence"
"Anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Arthdal Chronicles"
"Batman Begins"
"Cabaret"
"Carrie"
"Cat on a Hot Tin Roof"
"The Dark Knight"
"Dynasty" season 2
"Good Night, and Good Luck"
"Gran Torino"
"Life in the Doghouse"
"Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa"
"Magic Mike"
"Network"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Oh, Ramona!"
"The Phantom of the Opera"
"Platoon"
"Prosecuting Evil: The Extraordinary World of Ben Ferencz"
"Satan & Adam"
"Small Soldiers"
"The Space Between Us"
"What a Girl Wants"
June 3
"Documentary Now!" season 3
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Malibu Rescue: The Series"
June 4
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Miranda Sings Live ... Your Welcome"
June 5
"A Silent Voice"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Black Mirror" season 5
"The Grinch"
June 6
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Allies Ist Gut"
"Todos Lo Saben"
June 7
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "3%" season 3
"Belmonte"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The Black Godfather"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The Chef Show"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Designated Survivor" season 3
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Elisa & Marcela"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "I Am Mother"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Pachamama"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Rock My Heart"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Super Monsters Monster Pets"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Tales of the City"
June 8
"Berlin, I Love You"
June 11
"Ralph Breaks the Internet"
June 12
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Jo Koy: Comin' In Hot"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Rolling Thunder Revue: A Bob Dylan Story by Martin Scorsese"
June 13
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The 3rd Eye 2"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Jinn"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Kakegurui xx"
June 14
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Aggretsuko" season 2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The Alcasser Murders"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Awake: The Million Dollar Game"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Charite at War"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Cinderella Pop"
"Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce" season 5
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Leila"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Life Overtakes Me"
"Marlon" season 2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Murder Mystery"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Unite 42"
June 15
"Grey's Anatomy" season 15
June 16
"Cop Car"
June 17
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The Missing" season 3
June 18
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Adam Devine: Best Time of Our Lives"
"Big Kill"
June 19
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Beats"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The Edge of Democracy"
June 20
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Le Chant du Loup"
June 21
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Ad Vitam"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Bolivar"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The Casketeers" season 2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The Confession Tapes" season 2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Dark" season 2
"The End of Evangelion"
"Evangelion: Death (True)2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Girls Incarcerated" season 2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Go! Live Your Way" season 2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Jaoon Kahan Bata Ae Dil"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "La Misma Sangre"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Mr. Iglesias"
"Neon Genesis Evangelion"
"Shooter" season 3
June 24
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Forest of Piano" season 2
June 25
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Mike Epps: Only One Mike"
June 26
"The Golem"
"Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse"
"The Zookeeper"
June 27
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Answer for Heaven"
June 28
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "7SEEDS"
"20th Century Women"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "The Chosen One"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Dope" season 3
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Exhibit A"
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Instant Hotel" season 2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Motown Magic" season 2
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Paquita Salas" season 3
June 29
"Scare Tactics" seasons 4-5
June 30
"Madam Secretary" season 5
Coming in June
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Jessica Jones" season 3
NETFLIX ORIGINAL: "Trinkets"
As much as it is a gigantic cliché to say that one has always had a passion for film, Matt Mueller has always had a passion for film. Whether it was bringing in the latest movie reviews for his first grade show-and-tell or writing film reviews for the St. Norbert College Times as a high school student, Matt is way too obsessed with movies for his own good.
When he's not writing about the latest blockbuster or talking much too glowingly about "Piranha 3D," Matt can probably be found watching literally any sport (minus cricket) or working at - get this - a local movie theater. Or watching a movie. Yeah, he's probably watching a movie.