Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by the Brewers pitching staff. (*Entire Chicago Cubs starting lineup raises hands*)

Last year, during some downtime during spring training, the Brewers busted out a mean remake of "The Sandlot" that took the internet by storm. Several months later, they were a game away from the World Series. Since one of the key rules of baseball is "Never mess with a winning streak," the Brewers have done it again, this time spoofing the 2000s comedy classic "Mean Girls." 

You can't sit with us. pic.twitter.com/QoH6GFUcfo — Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) March 18, 2019

This spoof video is indeed ... yep, I'm going to make the obvious joke ... fetch.

Craig Counsell as "not a regular manager but a cool manager" is as delightful as you'd hope, any digs we can make at the Dodgers are always appreciated after last year's NLCS battle, and I don't know if they give out awards for the best sports team viral video performances, but between this and last season's impeccable "Dumb and Dumber" riff, Brent Suter should have a whole trophy case of faux Oscars. The man is perfectly channeling Regina George here. He is flawless. I hear his arm is insured for $10,000. I hear he does car commercials ... in Japan. One time he met John Stamos on a plane ... and he told him he was a fan. 

Anyways, this video is the perfect little tease for opening day, which is now just ten days away. You go, Brew Crew! (And none for the St. Louis Cardinals.)