Lost? Confused? Sitting in your usual Sunday chair in reflective silence, pondering what you're doing with your life and if there's something missing in it?
Yep, it must be the Packers' bye week.
Luckily, we have a cure for your bye week blues – and better yet, it involves Aaron Rodgers in playing condition! OK, well, video game playing condition. But that's still something!
Last week, "Conan" teased the latest entry in its popular "Clueless Gamer" segment, in which host Conan O'Brien plays an exciting new video game with a celebrity guest – in this case, our broken but beloved A.A. Ron. Even though it weirdly broke some moderate sports news about Rodgers's collarbone surgery, it was just a tiny preview clip.
Now, we have the full segment – and it's pretty terrific, even by the already high standards of these hilarious "Clueless Gamer" bits. Really, the game itself – the hotly anticipated "Assassin's Creed Origins" – is second to Conan's ribbing of Rodgers's collarbone injury, bringing in a skeleton to get a closer analysis of the quarterback's busted shoulder before bringing in Packers offensive lineman David Bakhtiari to make him feel really bad about his team's broken star. Like REALLY bad.
Anyways, watch the clip. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll see a nimble assassin fight off a herd of hungry hungry hippos. It's better than sadly refreshing your fantasy football scores all Sunday long or *shivers* getting an early start on work for Monday.
As much as it is a gigantic cliché to say that one has always had a passion for film, Matt Mueller has always had a passion for film. Whether it was bringing in the latest movie reviews for his first grade show-and-tell or writing film reviews for the St. Norbert College Times as a high school student, Matt is way too obsessed with movies for his own good.
When he's not writing about the latest blockbuster or talking much too glowingly about "Piranha 3D," Matt can probably be found watching literally any sport (minus cricket) or working at - get this - a local movie theater. Or watching a movie. Yeah, he's probably watching a movie.