Kato Kaelin, America’s most famous (infamous?) houseguest, has a lot of things to say on Twitter these days, especially about Wisconsin sports.
The former model, reality TV personality and current owner of Slacker Lounge Wear, is a self-described Brewers and Packers fan. But the Milwaukee native sure has had some pretty harsh words for his supposed favorite teams on social media.
Take, for example, this tweetstorm that erupted from his account during the Green Bay Packers' prime-time loss to the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday night:
PAINFUL 2 WATCH @packers ! State of Wisconsin deserves HUGE apology for this TEAM SUCKING! BEYOND SUCKING #hatethisfnteam — Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 18, 2017
RU FN KIDDING ME RODGERS @packers - JUST STAY IN LOCKER ROOM - DONT COME 4 2nd HALF! Emfnembarrasing Team! TOTAL AS* SUCK — Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 18, 2017
Thanks for playing like sh*t on GAME OF THE WEEK @packers - @AtlantaFalcons will score b4 half because we suck. 100% sieves! Capers Quit NOW — Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 18, 2017
Great playing Rodgers @packers - Munns the word — Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 18, 2017
OMG @packers reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyRVOMIT THEY SUCK! Season over! Run the table? It's a fn END table — Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 18, 2017
GAME FN OVER @packers This team SUCKS! Thanks Capers — Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 18, 2017
I HATE THIS FN @packers TEAM! WTF!! WHY? WHY? WHY DO WE ALWAYS SUCK! Consistently DIARRHEA DEFENSE YEAR AFTER YEAR — Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 18, 2017
And if you wonder how he feels about the Brewers, who are on the cusp of making the playoffs:
I HATE THIS FN @packers TEAM! WTF!! WHY? WHY? WHY DO WE ALWAYS SUCK! Consistently DIARRHEA DEFENSE YEAR AFTER YEAR — Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 18, 2017
I'm so done with these @Brewers - @mlb leaders in strike outs! Total 100% VOMIT management - goodbye Twitter @packers please Win — Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 17, 2017
By the way, those are just his tweets from Sept. 17. The day before, he was on a similar Twitter tirade:
Goodbye 4 good twitter! @Brewers broke my heart & im sure many others. I really hate this team & the relief pitchers just suck! Pure Vomit — Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 17, 2017
Braun just sucks @Brewers - HE IS HORRENDOUS !! Season ends 2night. Thanks Davies! Braun u did NOTHING 4 this team. Let me manage. I beg U — Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 17, 2017
Bases loaded no runs @Brewers PATHETIC!! Goodbye Twitter! We got a gift for these home games & TEAM SUCK AS* showed up — Kato Kaelin (@Kato_Kaelin) September 17, 2017
It goes on and on and on.
You’d think the 58-year-old Kaelin would be a more appreciative fan, given that he won the 50/50 raffle at the Brewers-Orioles game on July 3. The Nicolet High School grad split the $12,411 prize with his brother, sister-in-law and friend. He told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel afterward, "I love the Brewers and they were winners, and this just made it so much sweeter that we were winners at the game, too."
Added Kaelin: "I like my city and I hope there are no haters. Don't hate, congratulate."
We reached out to Kaelin to get an explanation on his, uh, passion for Wisconsin sports. He said he's "swamped," but I should contact his PR guy for an interview, and I will.
For now, we'll take him at his word (via tweets). If he recommends congratulating and not hating, maybe he should lead by example.
Andy is the president, publisher and founder of OnMilwaukee. He returned to Milwaukee in 1996 after living on the East Coast for nine years, where he wrote for The Dallas Morning News Washington Bureau and worked in the White House Office of Communications. He was also Associate Editor of The GW Hatchet, his college newspaper at The George Washington University.
Before launching OnMilwaukee.com in 1998 at age 23, he worked in public relations for two Milwaukee firms, most of the time daydreaming about starting his own publication.
Hobbies include running when he finds the time, fixing the rust on his '75 MGB, mowing the lawn at his cottage in the Northwoods, and making an annual pilgrimage to Phoenix for Brewers Spring Training.