By OnMilwaukee Staff Writers   Published May 26, 2013 at 1:04 PM

Sometimes, sometimes, there is justice in the world.

Like when people get on a boat and hook some fish – in this case a really, really big fish – and the fish says you know what people on the boat? You’re going to play with me in the ocean. Yeah, that million dollar yacht? It’ll make a nice addition to the coral reef.

Well done fish. Well done.

Along those lines, it seems only right that a loving couple would decide to stab the $%^ out of each other because they disagreed on which "American Idol" finalist deserved to win.

Yeah, that happened. They deserve each other.

But then, just when you think the world might be evening out, you "actor" Jesse Eisenberg behaving, well, very Zuckerburgian, no?

And if that weren’t bad enough – remember that funky tasting stadium treat you ate the other day? Yeah, well, there might be a reason for that.

On a lighter note, you know how "kids say the darndest things?" Well, they’re especially darned and especially creepy when re-enacted by a grown man.

Oh, and if you want to be mayor of a city, maybe build your campaign around the city you’re actually campaigning in.

And finally, I mean – who hasn’t had this problem at some point in their life – when it’s deemed by everyone that you’re just too good looking to work? It’s happened to us several times, and it’s gotten so bad for one 30-something that woman her parents have to support her.