Frank Kaminsky and Sam Dekker are a lot of things.
Former teammates and Wisconsin legends. Tall guys and good friends. First-round draft picks and NBA millionaires.
And also, Twitter titans.
More than most professional athletes, Kaminsky and Dekker embrace social media – especially Twitter. They interact directly with fans (admiring supporters and trolling haters alike), engage journalists and fellow players, comment on news of other teams (especially during Packer games) and post personal views on sports and non-sports issues. Both rookies tweet often and already have more than 136,000 followers; third-year Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo, for comparison, has about 112,000.
While many players’ social media accounts are run by hired professionals, littered with promoted and product-sponsored content or are incomprehensible, insufferable or just plain inane, the ex-Badgers are accessible, genuine, bright and funny.
Now that their first professional seasons have gotten underway, both Kaminsky and Dekker have slowed their Twitter rolls a bit to focus on basketball and #grinding. We thought this would be a good time to look back and appreciate their social-media work.
The two players will always be compared in the NBA because they’re Badgers from the same draft class – and on the court so far, Kaminsky, with 29 points and 12 rebounds in nine games, has the edge on Dekker, who hasn’t yet scored in three games.
But who’s better on Twitter? Let’s find out by arbitrarily matching them up in some basic categories.
On Justin Bieber
Can't wait for Bieber's new album. Love everything he's released here recently.
— Frank Kaminsky III (@FSKPart3) October 23, 2015
Bieber's been killin it
— Sam Dekker (@dekker) October 23, 2015
On the Packers
For clarification: I am not nor will I ever be a fan of the Green Bay Packers. I am from Chicago, where we cheer for the Bears. Thanks.
— Frank Kaminsky III (@FSKPart3) November 8, 2015
Go Pack Go
— Sam Dekker (@dekker) November 8, 2015
On dumb fans
Like did you think this tweet was a good one before you hit send or were you like just screw it I'll send it anyway? https://t.co/dQg7inyWF1
— Frank Kaminsky III (@FSKPart3) September 12, 2015
Can't tell if youre serious but either way you're an idiot. https://t.co/UK8qWyOu4D
— Sam Dekker (@dekker) October 24, 2015
On Badgers QB Joel Stave
ITS PEANUT BUTTER STAVE TIME! #TEAMSTAVEISBACK
— Frank Kaminsky III (@FSKPart3) September 6, 2015
You know that's how "fans" are often times but.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/WuyAw7hyD4
— Sam Dekker (@dekker) November 7, 2015
On movies
I honestly don't think there has ever been a better acting performance than Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight. Watched the movie 2 times today
— Frank Kaminsky III (@FSKPart3) September 7, 2015
Am I the only one that has teared up a few times while watching Southpaw??
— Sam Dekker (@dekker) October 31, 2015
On the haters
Lol enjoy living your life as a "grown ass man" and I'll keep living mine according to how I want to. Thanks tho https://t.co/cf0i6OzQdg
— Frank Kaminsky III (@FSKPart3) October 14, 2015
My tweets make people fight each other and cuss at me relentlessly. I love/hate the internet so much.
— Sam Dekker (@dekker) October 22, 2015
On food
Regular Goldfish just aren't as good as Flavor Blasted Goldfish. There I said it.
— Frank Kaminsky III (@FSKPart3) September 11, 2015
Corndogs! Corndogs, Jackie. For all these people.
— Sam Dekker (@dekker) October 25, 2015
On observations of life
Officially at my "never having children" stage after watching a kid have an absolute meltdown in the airport
— Frank Kaminsky III (@FSKPart3) August 6, 2015
Next invention: automatic pillow sheet applier. Truly an underrated annoyance.
— Sam Dekker (@dekker) October 24, 2015
Verdict
While Dekker thrives as a sharp replier and clever quote-retweeter, Kaminsky's stream-of-consciousness originality easily makes him the winner. (Neither player responded to a tweeted request for comment about who was better at Twitter.) To commemorate Kaminsky's victory, here are some more of his gems from the past few months:
On yoga
I know yoga doesn't need me, but I definitely need yoga #OneWayRelationships
— Frank Kaminsky III (@FSKPart3) September 3, 2015
On other jobs
Being a sample person at Costco would actually be a pretty chill job
— Frank Kaminsky III (@FSKPart3) September 6, 2015
On race
So since Cam danced in the end zone and everyone is mad so that makes every end zone celebration morally wrong... Right? Or just his?
— Frank Kaminsky III (@FSKPart3) November 17, 2015
#TodayInHistory #WhiteBballSuccess @ Time Warner Cable Arena https://t.co/W33AOMsQkL
— Frank Kaminsky III (@FSKPart3) September 25, 2015
On politics
Why does everyone avoid the questions? And why do I feel like Cruz is staring at/ talking to me personally? #GOPDebate
— Frank Kaminsky III (@FSKPart3) September 17, 2015
On dreams
I think I had the craziest dream of my life last night
— Frank Kaminsky III (@FSKPart3) August 25, 2015
Chandler Bing and I were storm fighters. Like we literally fought tornados. It made absolutely no sense.
— Frank Kaminsky III (@FSKPart3) August 25, 2015
Born in Milwaukee but a product of Shorewood High School (go ‘Hounds!) and Northwestern University (go ‘Cats!), Jimmy never knew the schoolboy bliss of cheering for a winning football, basketball or baseball team. So he ditched being a fan in order to cover sports professionally - occasionally objectively, always passionately. He's lived in Chicago, New York and Dallas, but now resides again in his beloved Brew City and is an ardent attacker of the notorious Milwaukee Inferiority Complex.
After interning at print publications like Birds and Blooms (official motto: "America's #1 backyard birding and gardening magazine!"), Sports Illustrated (unofficial motto: "Subscribe and save up to 90% off the cover price!") and The Dallas Morning News (a newspaper!), Jimmy worked for web outlets like CBSSports.com, where he was a Packers beat reporter, and FOX Sports Wisconsin, where he managed digital content. He's a proponent and frequent user of em dashes, parenthetical asides, descriptive appositives and, really, anything that makes his sentences longer and more needlessly complex.
Jimmy appreciates references to late '90s Brewers and Bucks players and is the curator of the unofficial John Jaha Hall of Fame. He also enjoys running, biking and soccer, but isn't too annoying about them. He writes about sports - both mainstream and unconventional - and non-sports, including history, music, food, art and even golf (just kidding!), and welcomes reader suggestions for off-the-beaten-path story ideas.