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True to its Brew City nickname, Milwaukee is no stranger to bars – to the point that we have more drinking spots than grocery stores. Some might say we've got a problem; we'd say we just have our priorities straight.
But with so many places from which to choose, it's easy for some locales – even truly classic Cream City clubs – to fall between the cracks or hide in plain sight. They may not be the fanciest places or the most hip, but without them, a part of Milwaukee's welcoming neighborhood soul would go missing. And here are just a few of those hidden gems that you definitely shouldn't forget – and that you should discover for yourself for your next drink.
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"A shared space that holds maybe a few dozen, The 024 is a humble taproom that’s very much a room (though on warmer days there is a riverside patio that can seat an extra 20 beer lovers). But the snug space and intimate neighborly vibe are features, not bugs, combining with the décor – tans and reds with lovely wooden tables – to create a cozy and homey atmosphere that feels warm and welcoming even on just your first visit. Plus, the unassuming space makes The 024 feel like a true hidden gem, the kind of place where there’s a bonus thrill because you sense you’re in on a cool secret."
"The fact is, Aliota's – a decidedly unextraordinary looking pub, located in a strip mall next to a coin laundry – is among the best illustrations for the phrase 'don't judge a book by its cover' that I've ever encountered."
722 E. Burleigh St., (414) 372-7880
"An unexpected sight greeted me as I recently walked into Art*Bar: no art. The Riverwest tavern, found at 722 E. Burleigh St., had just finished its latest gallery: a popular showing of miniature art pieces, in its aftermath leaving tiny pinholes where tiny art once wallpapered the bar. Sure, there's a flashing 2020 sign with some paper snowflakes near the front – but other than those small echoes, Art*Bar was mostly artless.
"For some, it may look a little sad or empty, but for Don Krause, who's owned the bar for 16 years, it's a thrilling image: a blank canvas."
182 E. Lincoln Ave., (414) 483-2752
"You can find just about anything while roaming the streets of Bay View looking for a bite or a beer. You can find exquisite sandwiches and tasty craft brews. You can find bars blasting the city's hottest live music until well after the sun goes down, and you can find bars blasting England's hottest soccer matches right as the sun's coming up. There are dives and fine dining. Small plates and family-style platters.
"And, if you venture a bit off the neighborhood's main drag, you can find a cute little baby in a combat helmet choking down a cigar and a pint of beer."
"Balistreri's Bluemound Inn is a welcoming spot that's worth a stop any time of year, but it's particularly wonderful during the month of December. The Italian-American bar and restaurant is festooned with Christmas lights and decorations, including full-sized trees, garland, ornaments, nutcrackers, angels, stars, candy canes and kid-sized Santas."
"Located just off the main drag in Hartland, Beer Snobs Ale & Eats isn't exactly a tough place to find. But it's a true gem for Lake Country beer lovers looking for a place to sample something new."
3907 S. Lake Dr., (414) 744-3722
"Paul Frenn – along with his wife, Jennifer – opened Bert's Bar 10 years ago and is the "face" of the friendly St. Francis-based tavern and restaurant, 3709 S. Lake Dr. He's also not particularly picky what you call him. 'People think my name is Bert and call me that all the time. I'm fine with that,' says Frenn."
1000 E. Burleigh St., (414) 264-3500
"As soon as you're welcomed through the door, though, you're welcomed into Bosco's extended family. Upon a second visit on a rainy afternoon, I didn't arrive to another movie conversation but I did find the same friendly, conversational vibe, eager to talk with anyone about anything, ranging from local gossip (the hot topic, in this case, was the naming rights for the new arena) to personal histories and everything in between. By the end of the trip, I felt like I knew all my fellow patrons, that they knew me and that we'd be picking up the conversation right where we left off next time – all in a little over an hour."
3105 W. Forest Home Ave., (414) 312-8402
"The bar is also known for Daniels' Bloody Marys. Although she will make one with vodka, she highly recommends gin as the main spirit. Daniels mixes her Bloodies with extra pickle juice and horseradish and garnishes with a pickle spear, string cheese, marinated mushroom, sausage link and a pepperoncini.
"'It ain't nothing like a Sobelman's, but I don't want a whole chicken in my Bloody anyway' says Daniels."
"When we first told you about The Brick, a week after it opened in 2015, there was a lot of talk about continuity – the pub lives in the same space where Tim's grandfather operated Wren's II, and across the street from the original Wren's, which stretches back to 1961. It turns out that the regulars – and there are lots of them – definitely remember the history of the Hren family, and coming to the Brick, it's like they never missed a beat."
3158 S. Howell Ave., (414) 482-4941
"Some of the best taverns in Milwaukee are the ones that don't mess around. The ones that are entirely without artifice. They feel comfortable, homey. What you see is what you get. These are the ones where the owner is typically standing right behind the bar waiting to serve you. This is The Bubbler, 3158 S. Howell Ave., owned by Teri Bashaw and run by Bashaw and her two adult children."
1503 S. 81st St., (414) 302-9688
"'Unless you're an assh-le, you're welcome here,' says owner Lawrence Robe, Jr., who bought the bar in the summer of 2019, just two days before the busiest time of year: the Wisconsin State Fair. Just two blocks south of Greenfield at 1503 S. 81st St., Capt'n Nick's sign is visible from just outside the festival grounds. 'That sign's like a beacon for walk-in customers,' he says. 'You can't even have signs like these in West Allis anymore – this one got grandfathered in – and I'm keeping it as long as possible.'"
401 S. 2nd St., (414) 221-9444
"Most of the jazz clubs in the Bronzeville neighborhood that were hopping in the 1940s and 1950s have closed, leaving Caroline's one of only a few jazz clubs left in the city. But Rubitsky says she has noticed a strong revival of the genre, particularly in the past three years."
5527 W. National Ave., (414) 383-7388
"Gary Janocik knows that his bar – which is on the ground floor of a five-unit rooming house – sometimes gets a bad rap because, well, it's on the ground floor of a rooming house."
"Since Greenya bought the business in 2000 a lot has changed at Champion's – and a lot has not. The dramatic artichoke wallpaper remains the same and the vintage dark wood back bar is reminiscent of many rounds of drinks from long ago ... Photos of Greenya's family members are framed and displayed on the wall, including one of his grandfather and another of his grandmother and other family members when they appeared on the 'Family Feud' game show in the '80s."
"Seriously, the 'Cheers' reference is a tired one, but the idea of a third place where you're so comfortable and well-known that it feels like being among friends in your own home remains so powerful that we all just keep coming back to it. That's how I feel about Club Garibaldi, 2501 S. Superior St., a place I first stepped into at some point in the 1980s when a band I was in played some gigs in the back room, unknowingly joining a dance hall tradition at the Bay View corner tap that runs back into at least the 1920s."
8828 W. North Ave., (414) 257-4142
"There's a dart board, a few TVs showing the Brewers game, a lovely mosaic in the floor right inside the door, but Club Tap is a place to have a drink, maybe a pizza (definitely a pizza) and talk. In short, it's a classic Milwaukee-area tavern ... like you'd find 80 years ago, I bet. I nudge (owner Tony) Lalli to tell me what he thinks is the secret to the Club Tap's longevity and I realize that it's all around me. There's no secret sauce. There's just relationships and cold beer."
"(Owner Corne) Hanssen, who grew up in Bay View and graduated from Marquette High School, was a letter carrier for 32 years. He met a lot of people over the years on his mail route, some of whom are customers today.
"'If you treat people right, they come back to you,' says Hanssen."
7342 W. State St., (414) 476-3070
"First, let's get a few things straight. Opened in 1985, Colonel Hart's, 7342 W. State St., is by now a Tosa Village landmark. Also, there was no Col. Hart. The story goes that before he opened the bar, Tim Capper worked at Major Goolsby's Downtown, and he wanted to outrank his former boss, so he grafted the rank of colonel onto the name of the park across the street from his new place and ... voila!"
2127 W. Wells St., (414) 344-1262
"There are certainly places more blatantly difficult to find. But few are more hidden in plain sight than Conway's Smokin' Bar & Grill at 2127 W. Wells St., an old-school Irish bar that boasts not only a delightfully quirky interior, but also a kitchen that pushes out a menu of basic comfort foods and smoked meats." (Temporarily closed through the month of January.)
3672 S. Kansas Ave., (414) 837-3757
"Formerly Nino’s and Nino’s II, Foggy Dew opened in the modest-sized tap in the midst of a pandemic, but the neighborhood was ready from the start to get comfortable again in this space that has housed taverns at least since Repeal."
6132 W. Capitol Dr., (414) 463-6920
"There probably isn't another bar in the world that's known primarily for its soup, clown paintings and Christmas decorations, but that's part of what makes Dale's of Milwaukee, 6132 W. Capitol Dr., so extraordinary."
2201 S. 55th St., (414) 541-4729
"We stopped by Dick & Gloria's Cocktails & Dreams on a Thursday morning around 11 a.m., and five or six regulars were perched at the horseshoe-shaped bar watching 'The Price Is Right.' Most of them had Mount Royal and seltzer mixers in front of them.
"'It's our most popular drink,' says bartender, Dawn. 'I'm not even sure why.'"
N49W5471 Portland Rd., (262) 375-9200
"Arrive at 4 p.m., and the bar will be quiet. But hang around for an hour or so and the regulars will arrive. They'll gather around the seven-seat bar where they'll greet one another and chat about their day while nibbling on pistachios and enjoying a glass of wine, a cold beer or one of owner Ben Grade's popular hand-muddled old fashioneds. (Some say they're the best in the State.)"
"While the traditional anchor stores have shuffled in and out during the brewpub's time, it's now Explorium, modestly sitting in their shadow, playing the role of the neighborhood hangout those big boxes, national chains and food courts once did – and with a beer version of an Orange Julius to match. (It's a milkshake IPA called Mallrats.)"
2800 S. Kinnickinnic Ave., (414) 763-1177
"Patti D'Acquisto says she never intended to own another bar.
"The former co-owner of Maiden Voyage on Van Buren and Brady has, instead, focused on the salon she runs. Her ex-husband continues to run the bar, which was renamed Sal's after it moved up Menomonee Falls.
"But then her friend wanted to sell, and here she is, running Frank's Power Plant, which recently reopened at 2800 S. Kinnickinnic Ave., in Bay View, after a brief closure for cleaning and renovation."
"You may have noticed that after two decades, Fluid on 2nd, 819 S. 2nd St., in Walker's Point, recently changed its logo, replacing the martini glass theme with one laced with Champagne bubbles. That new logo also gave owner Bill Wardlow inspiration for a theme for this year's holiday decor in the tavern, which he describes as, 'a progressive gay bar ... open to everyone.'"
627 E. Main St., (262) 524-8899
"If you've driven past Fuzzy's Sports Pub & Grill, 627 E Main St. in Waukesha, but you've never stopped in, you might well be surprised by what you find inside. Sure, Fuzzy's has a full bar that serves up pretty much any sort of cocktail, along with tap beer including Blue Moon and selections from breweries like Leinienkugel's and Waukesha's Raised Grain. And, yes, you'll probably find sportsball games playing on the televisions mounted on the pub's walls.
"But the main draw at Fuzzy's isn't likely what you'd expect."
7170 W. Burleigh St., (414) 442-4280
"I don't know about you, but when I have a drink, it puts me in the mood for a nosh, too. So, I love a friendly neighborhood tap that has a kitchen that serves good food. And add a jigger of history and I'm hooked. With its intimate triangle-shaped bar, midcentury modern architecture, a welcoming owner and a killer fish fry, Gard's, 7170 W. Burleigh St., has all of that."
502 E. Garfield Ave., (414) 374-4502
"'Swinging into the future' humbly declares the sign outside Garfield's 502 – or perhaps the future is swinging its way toward the club, considering the excitement growing out just south in the new arena district. But while an exciting future is mere minutes away, the beloved local bar and eatery – fittingly named after its address at 502 W. Garfield Ave., fit snugly between the Halyard Park and Bronzeville neighborhoods – still knows where its roots lie: in its past and in its community."
4305 S. 84th St., (414) 546-1267
"In the heart of Greenfield, less than a mile north of I-43, at the intersection of West Cold Spring Road and South 84th Street, across those two streets from two different churches, is a classic, 41-year-old neighborhood pub where the beer is cold and cheap, the service is fast and friendly, the conversation comes easy and everyone is a regular – or becomes one quick."
2578 N. Dousman St., (414) 372-4559
"According to internet etymologists, the phrase 'gee willickers' was a favorite non-profane profanity long before the days of Dick Grayson and Dennis the Menace. A loophole for saying the Lord's name in vain without actually saying the Lord's name in vain, word historians track its earliest in-print use all the way back in mid-1800s – while its use in regular conversation likely goes back even further. Gee Willickers, the Riverwest bar found at 2578 N. Dousman St., isn't quite that old, but befitting its name, it's also a charming flashback from a different time."
1132 E. Wright St., (414) 562-0219
"Like many of the best hidden gems throughout the city, walking into the The Gig feels more like a good friend's basement than just a simple place for beers. Even with its impressive collection of music and memorabilia, it's less about the nifty or flashy items that decorate the space and more about the people, the spirit and the neighborhood that fills it nightly – a neighborhood that's an offbeat, unexpected but utterly essential, colorful riff from the city's usual rhythm."
W278 N2315 Prospect Ave., (262) 695-9600
"Considering the warm weather only lasts a few months, perhaps one of the most pleasant sights for many Wisconsinites to set their eyes on is a nice, soothing beach. You can certainly find that gorgeous view at Gina's Sports Dock, found right on Pewaukee Lake – any closer you'd be sharing your table with the fish."
1729 N. Farwell Ave., (414) 278-9290
"On a block stretch on Farwell Avenue, however, between these two loudly shifting tectonic plates lays a tiny bit of classic comfort, a modest Milwaukee time capsule frozen in time. On one side of the street, there's the original Zaffiro's, opened back in 1954. Look both ways and jaunt across the street, and you'll find Halliday's, another cozy, half-century-old local landmark just as old and even homier – so much so that, remove the signage, you could easily walk past the cottage-looking house without really noticing. And many do."
"If you take a seat and order a drink, you'll know exactly why those regulars are there. After all, domestic pints are just $2 all day, every day, with craftier options (from breweries like Lakefront and Surly) for just $3.50; a rail cocktail will set you back around $3. It's also the sort of spot where, if you ask for a glass of 'house wine,' the bartender will hand over a mini bottle of Jagermeister and a shot glass."
6801 W. Beloit Rd., (414) 541-3550
"The best bars are comfortable places where guests can gather to enjoy a drink in the company of friends. In fact, it's their innate ability to engender feelings of comfort, joy and camaraderie that makes these neighborhood hangout so special.
"Such is the case for the aptly named Happy Tap, 6801 W. Beloit Rd., a longtime West Allis staple which keeps its patrons coming back with a combination of affordable drinks, hot pizza and a friendly congenial vibe."
"For almost two decades now, people from all over the area have certainly found The Hideaway Pub & Eatery and made it one of Franklin's favorite worst kept secrets. Even on a lowly Wednesday night, the dinner rush packs both the bar and the banquet hall connected right next door."
"When it comes to hidden gems in Brew City, the Milwaukee Ale House isn't one. A gem? Absolutely. But hidden? Absolutely not.
"That is … unless we're talking about the intimate, cozily quaint and quiet bar at Milwaukee Ale House. No, not the main bar, the one right in front of you as you walk in the door, sitting at the epicenter of the action with room to accommodate 200 people. I'm talking about the other bar – the one that holds a quarter of the patrons of its upstairs neighbor, the one that requires a respectable quest to find and the one that might just turn your impressions of the big, bustling Third Ward bar upside down: Hopside Down."
1800 E. Arlington Pl., (414) 276-7101
"You walk into Jamo's and you're immediately and entirely in Jamo's world, which is intimate and unpretentious and dimly lit and anachronistic. It's stuck out of time (it could be 1951 or 1983 or 2002, though the clocks on the wall will tell you it's always after 5) and place (a block from Brady Street, but nestled snugly into its neighborhood, disdainful of the nearby buzz), with its own people and practices, a distinct sense and style. Jamo's is an old corner tavern, the quintessential dive bar. It's the definition of a hidden gem."
"JoJo's at Summerfest has stayed true to its identity, letting customers revel in fine drinking and good conversation in the midst of a beer-infused Summerfest."
181 S. 2nd St., (414) 347-1171
"There are zero to few topics that (bar owner Art) Guenther can't speak at length about. He is opinionated and intelligent; a product of his time and rigid in his views – but this is exactly why the "regulars" choose to be regulars."
"Maybe you've sat in Kegel's Inn, 5901 W. National Ave., one of the most 'Milwaukee' of local institutions (yes, I know it's actually in West Allis), and thought, 'It'd be great to be a part of a longstanding tradition like this.' I know I have.
"Oddly, even Julian Kegel kind of thought that on the rare occasions he'd visit Kegel's, not ever putting together the fact that the name on the sign outside was his Kegel family."
1920 S. 37th St., (414) 837-6552
"And polka and accordions still rule supreme at the bar, which sports a number of them in various places throughout the bar. Five concertinas came with the property, says Kochanski, but there are a growing number, many of which guests have donated to the bar throughout the years. In kind, he maintains a good deal of the traditions on which Arts was founded, including hosting a Wednesday night polka jam during which old-timers and new come out to play their concertinas, Slovenian button boxes and accordions."
"There are some places that we just can't imagine losing – though, of course, many such classics have disappeared over the years – and Koz's Mini Bowl, 2078 S. 7th St., on the South Side is surely one of them. Along with the likes of Kegel's, At Random, Bryant's and Holler House, Koz's – tavern with four duckpin bowling lanes in the back room – is a beloved South Side favorite. It is also a long-lived one."
5905 S. Howell Ave., (414) 769-1850
"When Joe Halser, the current owner of Landmark 1850 Inn, dug a hole to put up the business' sign, he found 25 horse shoes buried in the ground. This makes sense, considering the building, originally called The New Coeln House, is Milwaukee's oldest tavern"
1441 E. Russell Ave., (414) 747-9012
"You can get just about anything at a grocery store these days – and that includes a buzz ... The grocery store bar trend isn't just for the shiny new arrivals and Amazon-funded chains, though. Even one of the city's oldest grocery stores, a true neighborhood landmark for generations, stretching all the way back to 1913, has gotten in on the concept – and, most importantly, gotten it totally right."
"In many cases a bar is a bar, right? Beer signs, sports on the televisions, cold beer on tap.
"Mainstream Bar and Grill, in the heart of Waukesha's attractive and walkable downtown, has all that. There's also a stage for live music, karaoke on Wednesdays and free trivia on Tuesday nights. When there's no band playing, a giant screen is lowered to show big-screen sports. The decor is rock and roll-themed, with album covers, guitars and autographed drum heads.
"But not so fast. Mainstream is more than that. It also has some super nice staff, as we discovered on our recent visit, and some great food. In fact, folks I told recommended so many dishes at Mainstream that I couldn't possibly try them all in one go."
3300 W. National Ave., (414) 643-1673
"... What happened that night 30 years ago is what continues to happen today. Mamie's is one of Milwaukee's truly diverse bars with people of all ages and nationalities sitting together in the same space."
2030 W. Howard, (414) 282-6969
"The thin green sign out front of Maverick's claims the South Side pub is 'where you're a stranger only once.' But anybody who's walked through the bar's doors at 2030 W. Howard Ave. knows that's not just a cute slogan. It's the actual way of life inside Maverick's, one of the warmest and most welcoming bars waiting to be found in Milwaukee."
"The first thing you might notice when walking into McKiernan's Irish Pub & Grill, 2066 S. 37th St., is that the bar doesn't look like your stereotypical Irish pub. But if you believe (as the Irish do) that the defining characteristic of a true Irish pub is that it's friendly in a non-pretentious way, McKiernan's is pretty much spot-on. That includes a mix of both friendly bartenders and chatty guests, most of whom are perfectly happy to strike up a conversation even with the new folks at the bar."
Between Malone's and Club Brady on Brady Street, (414) 763-3209
"At the time, the area between (Malone's On Brady and Club Brady) was overgrown with weeds and had a rotting fence connecting the two buildings. (Club Brady owner Mike) Lee agreed to the idea – he even suggested they include a bar – and Sam (Malone of Malone's) hired his childhood friend to remove the weeds and pour concrete. Later, they built a bar, added exactly eight seats, strung patio lights, brought in a TV for game watching and voila: Milwaukee's Smallest Bar was ready to pour." (Temporarily closed for the season.)
1228 N. Astor St., (414) 765-9402
"When it comes to profiling the hidden gems of Milwaukee's bar scene, the underground places quietly but essentially woven into the city's fabric, what could be more apt than a bar located literally underground. That's the case for Monica's on Astor, the cozy little basement bar found at 1228 N. Astor St."
912 Milwaukee Ave., (414) 902-0148
"Stepping into Moran's Pub, the lively and convivial soccer bar in South Milwaukee owned by outgoing James Moran, who seems to know everyone and their extended family, one would never guess that – five and a half years ago – it almost wasn't Moran's Pub, definitely wasn't a multicultural soccer bar and very nearly was not owned by James Moran."
7023 W. Adler St., (414) 475-6664
"'It's nothing revolutionary. I just always wanted to have a neighborhood bar where everyone was comfortable – male or female, alone or with a group,' says (bar owner Steve) Silber. 'I've run an honest business where everyone's welcome and bartenders who want to be behind the bar and I guess that's worked out. I've been here 26 years.'"
"It’s been just two years since Neighborhood Draft opened at 5921 W. Vliet St. But in that short period of time, the friendly bar and restaurant has swiftly become a Washington Heights fixture. And it shines particularly bright on busier nights when neighbors gather at the bar to watch a game or catch up after a long week."
939 E. Conway St., (414) 486-1768
"The lights are low, the tap handles are many and the circular bar sits smack dab in the middle of the room, saying, 'This isn't a restaurant, it's not a bowling alley or pool hall. It is a classic Milwaukee tavern.'"
"When you enter the Nomad, it still feels like a classic Milwaukee bar, with its hardwood floors, and, best of all, the sink outside the bathrooms at the back. And the place has always been a scene – that hasn't changed. Paging through photo albums, Eitel and I come across page after page of notable Milwaukee musicians, scenesters, bartenders and more than one Nomad bartender who later went on to open a place of their own."
2800 S. Kinnickinnic Ave.
"Patti’s is a beer-and-shot kind of spot, but bar manager Jill Kotecki crafted numerous seasonal drinks. The Pomegranate Old Fashioned is made with brandy, pomegranate liqueur and Door County cherry bitters and the Candy Martini is a sweet mix of vodka, grenadine, mint liqueur and cranberry juice."
8031 W. Greenfield Ave., (414) 257-2854
"In 2013, they bought the Lois' Derby, two doors south at 1430 S. 81st St., and transformed it into Paulie's Field Trip, which felt like a revelation when I first stepped inside. That's because the Budiacs completely refurbished the tiny neighborhood tap, creating a little bit of Up North Wisconsin in the heart of the state's biggest metro area."
1501 S. 70th St., (414) 453-3383
"As the town redefines West Allis, Phylo's, found at 1501 S. 70th St., remains firmly Stallis – proudly unpretentious. Its tap selection features just two craft brews: Blue Moon and Lakefront's East Side Dark. As for food, there's a can of "goose *ssholes" behind the counter. (Don't worry, it's a joke – obviously.) There's a lovely garden patio, though you're not technically allowed on it because it's literally the owners' garden patio, who live upstairs. Instead of sleek and modern, its walls are charmingly kitschy and cluttered. Then there's a massive, real rocket above the front door."
"Recently, I was asked about Milwaukee's oldest taverns and the question confounded me a bit because there are so many ways to consider the possibilities: tavern under the same ownership the longest, or building that has housed the longest run of consecutive taverns, oldest building that is currently a tavern? One of the contenders for the latter would be Puddler's Hall, 2461-63 S. St. Clair St., in Bay View, which is, perhaps, second after Landmark 1850."
6351 W. Grange Ave., (414) 421-1960
"And when Ray and Dot's talks about being a community spot, it means the entire community, across all generations. Spending a day at Ray and Dot's means watching the crowd morph from retirees grabbing a quick drink to start off the day, to those coming home from a day's work, to a younger, millennial generation popping in later at night to hang – all comfortably and casually co-mingling together over cold beers."
2245 E. St Francis Ave., (414) 212-8470
"Found at 2245 E. St. Francis Ave., Redbar is exactly what it says on the tin: It's a red bar.
"Actually, that feels like an understatement. Redbar is an all-caps RED bar, a bright red bar that's redder than the devil's behind. It's a commitment to red unseen since the creation of the Cincinnati Reds in 1882. Enough red to make even a cardinal chirp about it. So much red a bull wouldn't even know where to charge. It's rare to find a building that the Kool-Aid Man could use for camouflage, but tucked away next to the railroad tracks in the suburbs of St. Francis, there you are, facing the loudest reds seen in public since Lucille Ball.
"Redbar may be hidden, but it definitely doesn't blend in. But who would want to do that anyway?"
1004 E. Brady St., (414) 278-9334
"Milwaukee is awash in rumors about secret bowling alleys, hidden tunnels and former rooming houses. But in the case of Regano's Roman Coin, a family-owned bar at 1004 E. Brady St., it's true. Well, most of it."
4767 S. Packard Ave., (414) 483-8094
"(Owner and bartender) Gerry Zeniecki has this loving effect on you. It's people like her that make other people better people. It's simply all about the love. Yet it's also sad sometimes when one of her old customer friends passes away – which is happening more now. She told me, 'Sharon passed away on the 41st anniversary of Reggie's death. She worked at Allen-Bradley for 38 years. It's sad.'
"I felt bad for Gerry at that moment – but then realized how strong, yet gentle and full of life she really is. It's amazing."
7751 N. Teutonia Ave., (414) 354-9827
"It's easy to speed right past the family-owned tavern, which is located on the busy thoroughfare adjacent to the Brown Deer Disc Golf Course and parallel to the Oak Leaf Trail. But, for those who know and love it, it's a favorite spot to watch the football game, eat a burger or enjoy one of the best happy hours in the area."
"Indeed, the name is basic and simple – and absolutely perfect for the small tavern found at 3118 S. Chase Ave. on the west side of Bay View. It also perfectly matches (owner Sam) Leaf's unassuming, flash-free approach and philosophy to his batch of bars, which also includes The Backyard on Kinnickinnic."
1837 N. Humboldt Ave., (414) 273-1665
"While so many down-home Milwaukee bars are closed or have been 'upgraded,' Scaffidi's Hideout, just a hop north of Brady Street at 1837 N. Humboldt Ave., remains pure Milwaukee: friendly, no-nonsense, comfortable fun without pretense. If it feels like you're among family, it's because you are."
2301 12th Ave., (414) 762-1974
"Even before walking in, you get the sense that Slick Willies, which has no website, doesn't care much about branding: the bar's awnings spell its name 'Slick Willy's,' while the sign says 'Slick Willies,' an inconsistency repeated on its Facebook page and online, where it's written as 'Willies,' 'Willie's' and 'Willy's.' But no matter. You don't come here for spelling; you come for good food, drink, prices, people and times, linguistics be damned."
3723 Hubertus Rd., (262) 628-1800
"Although it may seem like it's located in the middle of nowhere, the location is no accident as (bar owner Joe) Hennes' history with Hubertus goes way back. Hennes was born and raised in the area in a family that made its home in Hubertus in 1858. In fact, it was just a mile and a half up the street from Sloppy Joe's current location that the Hennes family planted its roots. And as time can tell, that is where they remained."
"It isn’t just the holidays, however, that make December the most wonderful time of the year at The Social Haus, found at N48W18474 W. Lisbon Rd. The month also rings in the tavern’s anniversary, this year celebrating six years making things in the neighborhood warm and cozy, merry and bright, no matter if it’s Christmas or July."
3776 E. Layton Ave., (414) 210-4987
"The Silverstrike Bowling game is one of the bar's biggest attractions. Sottile says they removed all of the video games when they took over the space, but the customers missed the game so much they brought it back and formed what is now a 20-person bowling league."
400 N. Water St., (414) 220-8383
"What could possibly be hidden about the Milwaukee Public Market? ... And yet, on the east side of the building, tucked away in the shadow of the freeway while the front of the building baring its namesake takes in the spotlight, there's a cozy little sidewalk island hideaway that many may miss – and even more couldn't name. Most just know it as 'the tiki bar,' even though it's not a tiki bar. It's technically a palapa – the St. Paul Palapa, to be exact."
1734 N. Franklin Pl., (414) 405-4656
"Step inside The Standard, 1754 N. Franklin Pl., just north of Brady Street, and look down to see the aged hardwood floor that's been right there since 1888 – as wars, peace, boom, bust and generations have wandered past the door – collecting nicks and dings, slowly, imperceptibly marking the passage of time with each gentle scuff of a shoe, each dissonant, raspy scrape of a chair leg.
"Belly up to the vintage bar, order a cold one and join the procession, 130 years long and counting, of Milwaukeeans, thirsty for a drink and, perhaps even more so, the camaraderie of a comforting neighborhood tap, who have kept this corner of Brew City bubbling."
"Belly up to that bar, and you can order any number of classic cocktails. But you'd be remiss if you didn't indulge in one of the bar's specialties: the brandy old fashioned. Not in the mood for an old fashioned? There's always ice cold beer or any number of other classic cocktails including the royal fizz, Tom Collins, gin buck or stinger.
"Add to that the music selection, which features artists like Frank Sinatra and Ella Fitzgerald, along with old school jazz standards and big band, and you definitely know you're in a place that harbors a bit of history."
"Tucked away between Upper and Lower Nemahbin Lake, just off I-94, lies one of Oconomowoc's more recognizable bar and grills: Stolley's Hogg Alley. Known for its food and up-north atmosphere, Stolley's is a restaurant that is welcoming to all its guests, grizzled bikers and growing children alike."
2422 S. Howell Ave.
"It's easy to drive by The Stone, 2422 S. Howell Ave., and not even know it's there, especially considering it doesn't have an obvious exterior sign and it's a bit off the beaten path of the unofficial Kinnickinnic-based Bay View bar district. However, we finally found our way through the door again this week and are really glad that we did. The down-to-earth Stone reminds us a bit of the East Side's Wolski's and Riverwest's Uptowner – but with more beer selections. The Stone also offers bottomless baskets of popcorn and peanuts. (Throwing the shells on the floor is encouraged!)"
6833 W. National Ave., (414) 607-8839
"Studz Pub is clean and well-cared-for and located inside a 100-year-old building with a Depression-era back bar featuring cylindrical-shaped glass. There's also a 30-year-old photo of Ratas taped to the back bar in which he's donning a curly chestnut-colored mullet, thick mustache and the words 'My parents said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up so I became an ass*ole.'"
"'What's happening on Milwaukee Avenue in South Milwaukee reminds me of what happened with Kinnickinnic in Bay View years ago,' says (co-owner Ryan) Gajevic. 'It's growing and changing – every time I drive around I notice a new business here – and yet it remains a really great place to live that's close to the lakefront and golf courses. We're really happy to be a part of the great things that are happening here.'"
718 E. Burleigh St.
"And for couples looking to kanoodle, Two's swooning, smooching heart still beats; a pair of its original kissing booths survived the renovations, still providing a curtained getaway inside this already cute hideaway. But the real key to connection at Two isn't in offering a place to lock lips; it's in offering a place to luxuriate in company, whether someone you came in with or someone you just met. Because it's who you're with, not where you are, that makes a great night.
"That's what truly makes Two the perfect place to fall in love – whether with someone special or just with the bar itself."
4410 W. Forest Home Ave., (414) 327-2393
"If you've ever lingered at the stoplight where Forest Home meets Oklahoma Avenue, you may have spied the sign for Una, a tiny corner bar with a loyal clientele and a reputation for its vibrant, welcoming ambiance."
1032 E. Center St., (414) 372-3882
"The Uptowner, 1032 E. Center St., is 133 years old, and because he's owned this 'home of the beautiful people' for three decades, Steve Johnson has scads of stories. Luckily for those of us who belly up to the bar, he's a great storyteller."
4000 W. Clybourn St., (414) 344-1158
"A lot of people can claim that they 'grew up in a bar,' but James Hutterer, owner of the Valley Inn in Piggsville (the Menomonee Valley), not only grew up in a bar, he was born in one. ... The Valley Inn's close proximity to MillerCoors – at night the Miller sign glows above the low-lying Piggsville neighborhood like a second moon – draws many customers to the bar. It's also a popular destination before and after Brewers games for fans as well as Miller Park ushers, vendors and, occasionally, broadcasters. (Bill Schroeder has stopped in.)"
1230 N. Van Buren St., (414) 272-2522
"The enigma that is Victor's on Van Buren Street never fails to fascinate. The eclectic restaurant, bar and nightclub is as much of a family-friendly fine dining establishment (with a stellar fish fry that's one of the last all-you-can-eat deals in the city) as it is a late-night hook-up haven for hopeful middle-agers. So the fact Victor's transforms into Christmas paradise during the month of December should come as no surprise."
"But there's definitely something special about The Pint, located at 818 S. 2nd St. Not only is it one of the last women's / lesbian bars in the country – it's true! – it's also a sports bar, beer-and-a-shot 'corner tap' and one of the friendliest bars in the city."
"Wolski's is a dive bar, incontrovertibly. But it's a destination dive bar, the kind of place you seek out, rather than stumble into, because it appeals to everyone and serves whatever purpose you want it to. It's not a sports bar or a dance bar or a cocktail lounge; the theme is itself, Wolski's – its own history, location, worldwide ambassadors, closing time. It's Polish, certainly, but a little bit Irish, with a lot of darts and, through and through, Milwaukee. Wolski's is welcoming, utilitarian and popular. Ineffably, it's hard not to like."
1579 S. 2nd St., (414) 672-0806
"Some bars just have perfect names. One of the best in Milwaukee is Woody's at 1579 S. 2nd St., in the Clock Tower Acres neighborhood at the southern edge of Walker's Point.
"Anyone who walks in and sees the vintage bar top that's been in place for surely well over a half a century will agree. It's enough to make a grown tippler blush."
"Craving a housemade sausage? Or maybe a wood-fired pizza? How about an old fashioned or a cool refreshing Spotted Cow or Miller Lite?
"You can get all three at the Wurst Bar, a quaint spot tucked away among the many gems at the Milwaukee Public Market.
"The Wurst Bar – a tiny little hideaway with the aesthetic of a nicer corner tap – is located adjacent to the Foltz Family Market, a fresh meat and prepared foods counter run by brothers Ryan and Casey Foltz. And it aspires to be the best – and wurst – of Milwaukee, all rolled into one."